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Miami Mud Slinger

A person that would pre-crap the bed before having sex, loves the smell of turds
John: I just don't trust that guy

Keith: He looks like a Miami Mud Slinger

John: Well he sure ain't going to date my mom
by drcrawfishnoodle April 18, 2011
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miami girls

Rich white stuck up bitches. It’s all about your money and your daddy issues. Every miami girl has expensive brands which include- golden goose, one teaspoons, louis Vuitton bags, gucci shoes, and Cartier ring or bracelet. The miami girls are the shit, they live the life. During they week they attend there expensive private school and on the weekends they party, drink, smoke, hookup with guys and go out on boats with there friends. miami girls all care about what you look like, how much money you have, and what you own. It’s all worth it to be a miami girls because their the baddest bitches that no body fuck with!
Girl: have you seen miami girls?
Boy: yeah them bitches hot as fuck!
by jesuschristilovehimalot November 13, 2019
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Miami Minnestroni

After sexual intercourse, the man excretes fecal matter into his hand, spreads it across his knuckles, and punches the girl in the face. When the girl is unconscious, the man puts his balls on the woman's bruised and shitty face. This is often said to provide pleasure, and good fortune.
I was having sex with some alyssa chick, and then i knocked the shit out of her with a miami minnestroni!
by KDUF April 5, 2009
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Miami Heat

The best team in the East, one of, if not THE, best team in the NBA. D Wade, Shaq, Jones&Jones, even Wang Zhizhi... this team owns.
by Ben February 17, 2005
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miami magic

Damn B, that jigga was tweakin' of somma that Miami Magic!
by Ross W. September 12, 2006
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Miami Breakfast

When you start putting on tanning lotion and this somehow leads to a handjob.
We would've got to the beach sooner, but we decided to go for a nice Miami Breakfast first.
by Asmodeuss July 21, 2009
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Miami Tuxedo

A linen shirt worn in combination with linen pants.
Don Johnson looks pretty lame in his Miami Tuxedo, but at least he's comfortable.
by seanotronic July 19, 2011
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