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Kim Mathers

The luckiest woman in the world.
She has a beautiful daughter from an incredibly beautiful/talented man, with whom she had gotten a second chance.
by jen June 11, 2003
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Kim Mathers

Sad young mom who can't live with or without her man--come on, we've all been there. She's just turning to all the wrong places for help.
by Haley August 4, 2003
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meter maid

A municipal employee who drives around metropolitan areas stalking and issuing innocent bystanders with parking tickets.

See also revenue police.
Dude, I had to bribe the meter maid with a five dollar bill so he wouldn't issue me a $25 parking ticket!
by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
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Methevangelist

A leader of the large churches who broadcasts on television and consults with the President of the United States before going for a homosexual massage and a hit of Methamphetimine.
"The Methevangelist of our church says that God watches us mastubate."
by Patrick W. Crabtree November 6, 2006
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BULLSHIT METER

When you take a step back and notice the most ridiculous BS & hypocrisy that all those who seem overly-eager to judge everyone else seem to be dishing out on the regular, so you hit the "bs-limit" known as your "BULLSHIT METER" limit. FO' LYFEE!

Also whenever you are criticized for acting/looking silly bc you actually know how to laugh and people who are miserable cannot stand to witness. (Instead of joining others in friendship and enjoying life) They tend to want to create unnecessary misery instead of happiness. Therefore, that kind of fuckedupness registers the BULLSHIT METER with a smile back. ;)
Those haters got the BULLSHIT METER dinging like a MOTHAFUCKA. Why THE F can't people just be fucking happy/nice/respectful? :/
by SoManyTimesNope. July 5, 2017
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kim mathers

Kim Mathers, a confused woman in a explosive relationship the arguements are hot the sex is hot n the ex very hot!!!! JUST A NORMAL WOMAN -weve all been there, well i have anyway.
One minute there crazy in love the next minute just pure crazy.
by Kim (yea i know) January 11, 2005
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Meteric

A person who is lacking in intelligence, skill or both.
My goodness, Vern Holden truly is a Meteric.
by George Buurman February 26, 2004
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