Semi-Meter

A unit of measurment.

my peen is 12 Semi-Meters

by Semi-Meter August 24, 2020

send-o-meter

The scientific scale to determine the amount which one sends it.

If someone is crazy sendy, they are high on the send-o-meter.

WOWW that dude was mad high on the send-o-meter

by 321sendit March 4, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)

One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.

by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020

meter made

adjective pertaining to ignorant right wing hate mongers that earn money by preying on the mentally challenged as long as the Nielsen meter allows

Glenn Beck's "meter made" philosophy changes with the ratings of Fox News.

Anita Bryant's anti-gay rhetoric was not meter made it was minute maid.

by tommychinese February 5, 2010

Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give to a scale of 1-10

The talk was super boring so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter, I gave him a zero

by Isuckox485 May 2, 2023

Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.

Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.

by Sprinkles The Death Dealer April 3, 2009