mezwin

Not losing all your money on a bet but getting less back than you staked! Claimed as a win but in reality money has been lost - just a Mezwin!

Barry: How did you do on the horses Gez?
Gez: Not bad…got some money back.
Barry: You mean you got a Mezwin?!

by Tomadango March 31, 2022

MERLIN

PAKAO SHIT, VERY PAKAO AND CHAPRI

MAN THIS ROLLERCOASTER WAS SOO MERLIN, DUDE

by Chai Walla October 5, 2022

merpinator

someone who “merps” ode

“it was ode quiet, we def could’ve used a merpinator”

by boofinators December 10, 2022

merinium

The days in between Christmas and New Years Eve, the through in between the peaks. A merry twist on the Perinim - the space in between the anus and the sexual organs

I pity the unlucky souls with birthdays in the merinium, everybody’s just about done and only thinking about NYE!

by Mr Teeee December 28, 2022

Chocolate Merlin

A depraved sexual act involving wizards and chocolate. Also known as "Steven the Wizard".

Steven is a twisted fuck because he likes Chocolate Merlins.

by TheWizz February 12, 2010

Smermy mervin

The name for a weird old guy who frequents cafés, talks at the staff in generally contradictory ways, and somehow thinks he's friends of said staff. A general nuisance.

"salutons my main man how was your shift?"
#shit, smermy mervin came in and smerved all over the place, wouldn't stfu, and didn't fuck off for ages"

by Thomaz jarkerz December 1, 2017

Batting Merrins

Australian slang saying for when someone is dating a person who is a significantly higher catch than themselves.w

The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.

Guy 1 "Have you seen his new girlfriend? She's so much better looking than he is"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"

by JimmyTI May 16, 2023