Husband: "Hmm, A home in south-central New Hampshire would be nice!"
Wife: "Yes, but what school would our children attend?"
Husband: "If we get that nice place in Salisbury, Merrimack Valley High School."
Wife: -looks up school review-
Wife: FUCK THAT they're all cousins!
Wife: "Yes, but what school would our children attend?"
Husband: "If we get that nice place in Salisbury, Merrimack Valley High School."
Wife: -looks up school review-
Wife: FUCK THAT they're all cousins!
by tremblay-is-a-butt-pirate November 19, 2011
Get the Merrimack Valley High School mug.Merrimack is a town in Southern NH and it is full of queefs who live in their own little bubble of a town. The guys there think they're so hard and rough because they don't know what the streets are like or how the real world is. The chicks are the same way and usually sluts.
If you disagree you either have not been to Merrimack or you live in Merrimack
If you disagree you either have not been to Merrimack or you live in Merrimack
Merrimack sucks
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1) n: Merry, born Meriadoc Brandybuck, of the Nine Walkers, also known as the Fellowship of the Ring. He was a hobbit, race Harfoot with a little bit of Fallowhide, and cousin to both Pippin(Peregrin Took)and Frodo Baggins, the Ringbearer. He and Pippin were separated from the Fellowship at Amon Hen, being captured by orcs. They were pursued by Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli, who had heard of their capture from the dying Boromir. However, before they can catch up to the captured hobbits, Merry and Pippin escape to Fangorn Forest and meet the Ents. The Ents, with the two hobbits in tow, attack and destroy Isengard. Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Gandalf the White catch up to them there, where Pippin touches a palantir and is whisked away to Minas Tirith by Gandalf. Merry remains and becomes good friends with Theoden, the King of Rohan. Soon the Rohirrim are called to Gondor's aid, and although Merry is ordered to remain behind, he and the King's niece Eowyn follow the army secretly. At Pellenor Fields, Merry wounds the Witchking, giving Eowyn the chance to slay him, then says goodbye to the dying Theoden. Badly wounded himself, he makes his way into Minas Tirith, where Pippin finds him and takes him to the House of Healing, where Aragorn heals him.
After the war, he and Pippin play an important part in the liberation of the Shire from Sarumon. Merry gains the title of Meriadoc the Magnificant and becomes head of the Brandybucks. He marrys Estella Bolger. Long years later, when he is much older, he recieves an invitation to return to Rohan to visit the old and dying King Eomer. He and Pippin leave the Shire and are never seen there again. They visit Eomer and are with him when he dies, then they go to Minas Tirith and lived there for the little time left they had to live. Merry's body is brought back to Rohan, of which he was made a soldier, and is kept there until King Elessar (Aragorn) dies. Then he and Pippin are laid on either side of the King.
2) To be very happy.
After the war, he and Pippin play an important part in the liberation of the Shire from Sarumon. Merry gains the title of Meriadoc the Magnificant and becomes head of the Brandybucks. He marrys Estella Bolger. Long years later, when he is much older, he recieves an invitation to return to Rohan to visit the old and dying King Eomer. He and Pippin leave the Shire and are never seen there again. They visit Eomer and are with him when he dies, then they go to Minas Tirith and lived there for the little time left they had to live. Merry's body is brought back to Rohan, of which he was made a soldier, and is kept there until King Elessar (Aragorn) dies. Then he and Pippin are laid on either side of the King.
2) To be very happy.
1) Merry Brandybuck joined the Fellowship with his cousins Frodo and Pippin and his friend Samwise.
2) Claire was a merry person.
2) Claire was a merry person.
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Merrily is an English adjective and is used in songs, such as Row, Row Your Boat...Merrily, Merrily life is but a dream.
Merrily is an English adjective and is used in songs, such as Row, Row Your Boat...Merrily, Merrily life is but a dream.
The fresh pure spring water gurgled merrily over the gray river rocks sitting in mid stream.
The children played merrily in new meadow grass.
The kitchen staff merrily rolled out the display of confections.
Many women have the first name "Merrily".
The children played merrily in new meadow grass.
The kitchen staff merrily rolled out the display of confections.
Many women have the first name "Merrily".
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Get the Merry Birthday mug.she has the most gorgeous eyes and body all the boys will be all over her in her teen years. She will have a passion for reading, and others will doubt her.
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