Millenial Calendar

A modern calendar setting year zero as the year the internet was launched 1982 while rataining standard calendar months and days, with all years after 1982 referenced as "the year __ A.I." or "after the internet" and all years before 1982 referenced as 'the year __ B.I." or "before the internet."

Using the Millenial Calendar a person born in 2004 would be said to have been born in the year 21 A.I. , and a person born in 1966 would be said to have been born in the year 21 B.I.

by respectistheanswer May 19, 2018

Melaena

her children are gay and one looks like a carp they have no friends and she smells of shit her son wheres cloat googles what a faggot

dont be a melaena slag

by oli harding June 15, 2018

Millenial Water

Relates to the ubiquitous availability and usage of energy drinks for and by the under 20s (millenials). Red Bull, Relentless, Monster, et al.

A psychological crutch, masquerading magical properties which negate the need for restful sleep and can be used as a prerequisite for anything that requires actual effort.

"Wish they had millenial water back in the day when I was pulling all-nighters playing "Sonic" on my Sega Megadrive; I'd have completed more levels!"

by Diogenetics October 8, 2018

melenated

Melenated (Strong African queen full of energy wisdom knowledge and understanding of the melanted culture. /brown/black human beings.

She showed her melenated trait when she spoke.

by Black Energy August 6, 2020

melleatspissfordinner

an amazing person

melleatspissfordinner is amazing
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by williamzero June 27, 2021

Dirty Melendez

When you throw up on a penis and give oral sexy afterwards

Ivan gave a dirty Melendez to Jose .

by MJC2295 May 7, 2018

Grand-Millenial

A descriptive for a mid-twenty something who would always prefer being at home with a blanket and Netflix than being out partying.

"Wasn't Leah meant to be coming tonight?"
"Oh, you know she is such a Grand-Millenial.... it's past 9pm"

by theOGGrandma October 8, 2019