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baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)
One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
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Sure. Why not.
by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020
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Semi-Meter

A unit of measurment.
my peen is 12 Semi-Meters
by Semi-Meter August 24, 2020
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send-o-meter

The scientific scale to determine the amount which one sends it.

If someone is crazy sendy, they are high on the send-o-meter.
WOWW that dude was mad high on the send-o-meter
by 321sendit March 4, 2022
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Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give from a scale of 1-10
Somebody who I hated wants to talk to me, so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter to him. I gave him a 0 amount of fucks to give
by Isuckox485 May 2, 2023
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fuck-o-meter

a meter to measure iffu give a fuck or not.
idgaf. the fuck-o-meter says so”
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Me-O-Meter

A tool that a leader uses to gauge themselves on how many times they use self centric words such as: "I," "Me," or "My." The leader can use Me-O-Meter to determine when they should use more team focused words such as: "We," "Our," and "Us."
Employee: "You're a terrible leader. Using my Me-O-Meter, I noticed that you always use words like " I," and "me." You never mentioned of us busting our asses doing the real work. We are the ones who got you your promotion sir."
Boss: "WTF is a Me-O-Meter?"
Employee: "Fuck you."
by McHesp August 1, 2020
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