fat ho meter

Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.
I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.
by ex-MM2(SS) February 10, 2021
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Stink-meter

Noun - when a person doesn’t take more than 2 baths annually
Take a bath aj you stink-meter!”
by TMMike February 06, 2022
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Meter Jacking

Meter jacking is when someone leaves a parking spot before the parking meter runs out so you park there until it expires
David: If you want Polito's we gotta park down the street
Henry: Bro just see if we can start meter jacking out front. It'll only take a couple minutes
by Yung Lazlo June 29, 2018
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baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)
One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.
by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020
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Ain’t scared meter

An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.
Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?

Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.
by WiebeWonder June 28, 2022
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Dig Meter

A woman who moans progressively louder as you dig in her (degree of penetration). Measured in Digs (d^S-).
Wow she was loud she was really Dig Meter.
by Beesey Churger December 30, 2024
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