A lame attempt at birth control which has a fairly high rate of unintended pregnancy, such as pulling out.
My new boyfriend thinks pulling out is birth control. I tried to tell him we were playing maybe baby. Guess I can start buying baby clothes.
by Dodiii September 10, 2010
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Tom: What's that smell?
John: Maybe its Susan, Maybe its Maybeline.
Tom: I didn't know she was a freak like that!
John: Maybe its Susan, Maybe its Maybeline.
Tom: I didn't know she was a freak like that!
by YungJacques December 8, 2016
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Girl is giving head and wants guy to cum on her tits. Guy cums on her face instead and then rubs it in like makeup.
She wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave her the "maybe its maybeline" instead. She was scrubbing in the shower for atleast 15 minutes to get it off her face.
by Bushcow January 19, 2009
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"Maybe some other time" is just a little dated. Young, hip women today say "maybe next week."
"Maybe some other time" is just a little dated. Young, hip women today say "maybe next week."
Guy: Would you like to join me for coffee some time?
Girl: Uh sure.... maybe next week.
Guy: Oh, I see.
Girl: Uh sure.... maybe next week.
Guy: Oh, I see.
by Saint Malo October 10, 2011
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( a negative answer to a totally ridiculous request)
( a negative answer to a totally ridiculous request)
(picture this... "cruise director" at an all inclusive resort approaches someone resting on a poolside lounge chair on his third beer before 11am)
Cruise director-Hey Senior...Come now and play some beach volleyball !!
Lounger - Ya Sure! maybe Friday!!
Cruise director-Hey Senior...Come now and play some beach volleyball !!
Lounger - Ya Sure! maybe Friday!!
by Ottawa Valley Girl October 4, 2009
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Wen We Fianally get tu da point everyone dies
I understands dat evry now an then a team won’t click
But wen it comes to u I dom’t tink I can sympathize
U SHOULD’VE PICKED MERCY
U SHOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT
WE END E D UP LOOSING AND IT ALL UR FAULT
U SOULD AVE LEARNED HOWW DIS GAEM WORKS
U SOULD AVE BEEN HELPING-
“If u liek Mercy so much, Y DONT U JUZ MARRY HERRR”
You you’re the type dat gets on mike an tries tu lecture meh
You’re teh most useless purson we ave on our team
I’ve naver seen anybodi R@G£ Qu!+ quite as hard as u
Maybe u should go bakc to playing team fortress twoo
“I’M NOT GANNA BE MERCYY
IM NOT GUNNA BE ANI KINDD OF SUPPORT
WE ENDED UP LOOSING AN U GOT ALL MAD
UR TEARS R WAT I LIVE 4”
U SOULD AVE BEEN MERCY
“IM NOT GINNA BE ANI KIND OF SUPPORT”
WE ENDED UP LOSING
AND ITS ALL UR FAULT
“Ur tears are wat I live 4”
Maybe i’ll Be Tracer
“I’m already Tracer”
Wat about Widow Maker?
“I’m already Widow Maker >:3”
I’ll be Bastion
“NERF Bastion”
You’re right so Winston
“I wonna be Winston”
I guess I’ll be Genji
“Im already Genji”
Den I’ll be McCree
“I already chooz McCree”
I hve an idea
“Watz ur idea”
U SOULD be-
“IM NOT GOINNA BE MERCY”
U SOULD AVE PICKED MERCY
U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT
WE ENED UP LOSING
AND ITS ALL UR FAULT
“Ur tears ar wat I live 4”
“IM NOT GOINA PICK MERCY”
U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND I can write o more words :c
Wen We Fianally get tu da point everyone dies
I understands dat evry now an then a team won’t click
But wen it comes to u I dom’t tink I can sympathize
U SHOULD’VE PICKED MERCY
U SHOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT
WE END E D UP LOOSING AND IT ALL UR FAULT
U SOULD AVE LEARNED HOWW DIS GAEM WORKS
U SOULD AVE BEEN HELPING-
“If u liek Mercy so much, Y DONT U JUZ MARRY HERRR”
You you’re the type dat gets on mike an tries tu lecture meh
You’re teh most useless purson we ave on our team
I’ve naver seen anybodi R@G£ Qu!+ quite as hard as u
Maybe u should go bakc to playing team fortress twoo
“I’M NOT GANNA BE MERCYY
IM NOT GUNNA BE ANI KINDD OF SUPPORT
WE ENDED UP LOOSING AN U GOT ALL MAD
UR TEARS R WAT I LIVE 4”
U SOULD AVE BEEN MERCY
“IM NOT GINNA BE ANI KIND OF SUPPORT”
WE ENDED UP LOSING
AND ITS ALL UR FAULT
“Ur tears are wat I live 4”
Maybe i’ll Be Tracer
“I’m already Tracer”
Wat about Widow Maker?
“I’m already Widow Maker >:3”
I’ll be Bastion
“NERF Bastion”
You’re right so Winston
“I wonna be Winston”
I guess I’ll be Genji
“Im already Genji”
Den I’ll be McCree
“I already chooz McCree”
I hve an idea
“Watz ur idea”
U SOULD be-
“IM NOT GOINNA BE MERCY”
U SOULD AVE PICKED MERCY
U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT
WE ENED UP LOSING
AND ITS ALL UR FAULT
“Ur tears ar wat I live 4”
“IM NOT GOINA PICK MERCY”
U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND I can write o more words :c
1)make a dick dock video,look up maybe I’ll be tracer and be cringe
2)look up the song no mercy and a whole new word of cancer will be brought to ur mind
3)any abuse to owns body by infuriating bull crap is not on my behalf,and therefore is not my fault if I have a warning so...
4)plz do any at risk
2)look up the song no mercy and a whole new word of cancer will be brought to ur mind
3)any abuse to owns body by infuriating bull crap is not on my behalf,and therefore is not my fault if I have a warning so...
4)plz do any at risk
by HitOrMissGurl March 20, 2019
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Person 2: Maybe Shit and Cum
Person 1: YO TAKE THAT SHIT BACK THAT WENT TOO FAR!
Person 2: Maybe Shit and Cum
Person 1: YO TAKE THAT SHIT BACK THAT WENT TOO FAR!
by RecordHead May 28, 2020
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