Matty

Thinks he knows everything but tom showed him all he knows he also has a fetish for polos

Did you no

Matty yh i no

by Dollar October 23, 2019

Matty

Very good Architecture Boi. Used to have the best lettuce but now he looks like a boob.

That Boy used to have nice hair and now he mattyied himself

by DJlitness November 19, 2018

Matty

A right crack head, will do anything for it.

"Eyyy Luke maaaann, I'll Suck your dick for a rock!"

Matty

by Charlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy January 20, 2009

big dick daddy matty

A whiteboy named big dick daddy matty is the hottest male alive is a extremely good athlete good at any sport cares about a girl when he finds the right one and best he has and knows he has a big dick you’ll never get over him and did I mention the fact he can ball

Yo have you seen big dick daddy matty uh oh look he’s banging your chick

by Weird girl who likes guys with April 14, 2019

Matty Ice

Nickname of Atlanta Falcons QB Matt Ryan, quite possibly the lamest nickname ever thought of.

1st Guy: Yo, did you see the Falcons game? Matty Ice is the man !! Falcons all the way baby !!

2nd Guy : C'mon man get off his lap! That is the weakiest shit ever, who thought of that anyway. Hey from now on your his cousin Vanilla Ice

by godchef December 9, 2010

matty cac

when you bang your mate's girl & not remember doing it

A where'd you get that black eye from?
B i matty cac'd someone

by sjb#7 July 11, 2007

Martyn Dilf Kilroy

Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.

At city all you can hear is Martyn Dilf Kilroy and the four amigos

by shotgunmassy November 15, 2012