Marlini

A nickname for a girl who has very many talents, but is hilariously bad at board games. She is very smart, beautiful, and a social butterfly but she isn't the most athletic, and can't think quickly on the spot..isn't really good at comebacks.

I wish Marlini would help me study for my exam.

Marlini is so cute but she can't play monopoly for shit.

by appletitsss September 16, 2010

Salty Marlin

with one or two fingers on the inside of your partner's cheek (like a fish-hook), and immediately following oral sex or intercourse, pull out your dick and blast your seed into the nostrils and eyeballs of your partner. he or she will duck and dive to protect their face from your dick juice. just like a pissed off marlin on a big fucking hook.

i gave my girlfriend a salty marlin, and she nearly took my goddamn arm off.

by Schuyler The Liar June 10, 2009

MALINTENT

A newly conceived state of the art machine consisting of an array of sensors and scanners that'll invade your privacy like never before, all in the name of spotting would-be terrorists, courtesy of your friends in the government. Make sure you're wearing clean underwear, assuming you don't soil them from exposure to the machine.

MALINTENT is named so because the jerk-offs that the government are have every intent on pretending the 14th Amendment doesn't exist. They claim the emotional sensors can distinguish terrorist from someone about to throw a massive bitch fit, but chances are, you will be questioned and miss your flight.

by Whom it doesn't concern March 8, 2009

Marlin vs. Mullet

A marlin is a hot ass chick -- similar to pulling in a massive fish against all odds. Pictures are usually taken with the marlin (to share on Facebook later). A mullet is the opposite -- similar to reeling in a line and wondering how that fish ate your bait.

Daddy: "Dude! Did you see that girl I was talking to at the bar?! Marlin status."
Murray: "Marlin? Um...more like mullet. Total marlin vs. mullet confusion. I took a photo of you guys and put it on Facebook. I tagged it #thewrongkindofbigfish."

by the fuuuuck? January 28, 2014

Maline

A Maline is secretly a snail with thick, stumpy legs and long, furry feelers whose birth name was Quentin, but who changed it when she entered the Witness Protection Program.

Person 1: Holy shit, is that a Maline?
Person 2: (stroking their beard thoughtfully) Hmm, it might just be.

by skrinkladadoo May 27, 2009

Manliness

To be of a very manly nature

punching a cow makes you manly, hence giving you manliness

by Kevin M Smith July 28, 2006

mathine

The act of finger painting pictures of yourself using your own shit and seamen as paint.

Ben: i think im just gonna sit at home and mathine all day.

by alfredallday September 23, 2009