Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023

Maths

A concept created by some arabic twats to piss off the entirety of human kind.

Person 1: What's your opinion on Maths?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Erm, hel-
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK, IS THE POINT IN INCINERATING CHILDREN'S BRAINS CELLS, TO LEARN A TOPIC, THAT'S FLAWED ANYWAYS?!?!
Person 1: Bro chill! Tf does that even mean anyways, maths isn't flawed.
Person 2: Watch fucking Veritasium on youtube. Bro literally destroys the concept of maths with a vid titles, "there is a hole at the bottom of Math".

*post watching vid*
Person 1: ......FUU-

by Punjabi Peanut June 21, 2023

matsya

Matsyas are one of the most annoying people in the world. Still you'd never trade them for anyone else. They're very good at sports and the best of friend. keep a look out for any mastya around you! there might only be one of her name though.

that new girl is so good at basketball!
is she a Matsya?

by dripsum June 29, 2023

Mathyiel

Mathyiel, the name, is a very unique and uncommon name as there arent many in the world (Majority Male) who obtain it. If you ever meet a man with this name, you may have met the most trustworthy person, they are kind, caring, sociable and funny. They may not seem to be very smart but are sure to surprise you in many ways. Most of these people are emotionally strong and very understanding. We recommend that if you meet one of these people, which is of course very unlikely, you should be thankful and happy about it as many people won't. We hope that everyone has a Mathyiel in their life.

"I've never met a Mathyiel."
Pronounced Mah-th-yel

by Yknow123dontfw321 November 20, 2023

Mathlyon

A lady who loves her Pepsi and oh if you talk to her in her sleep your dead but if you drink her Pepsi you might not see other day but she a very loving lady but sometimes she doesn’t know how to express it and she is addicted to McDonald’s frappes

Wow I can believe she got mad at me for drink one Pepsi

It because she a Mathlyon you don’t want to mess with her Pepsi

by Amelia.Gomez134 November 21, 2023

mahsyah

Mahsyah is an independent person, one who has many talents. He is a lovable person but won’t let nobody take advantage of him. He hides his emotions just so other people can feel better.

Your like a mahsyah

by Syahh November 22, 2023

mathylee

A unique person with many different talents, hardworking, bold and a humorous person. Also owning a unique name which no one has ever heard of before.

Person: Mathylee what’s the time today?
Mathylee: Shutup Im drawing Anime

by Mathylee November 26, 2023