something funny, witty, etc. that you def. need to put in your xanga when you update. ususally IM conversations, but also jokes, websites, or pictures. must always include who/where its from.
by stolenmemoriez July 26, 2008
Get the xanga materialmug. defition 1: Someone who isn't into dating for any personal reason.
e.g.: He/She doesn't want to feel emotionally attached to someone else because they feel they do not have enough time to dedicate themselves to a relation; Doesn't enjoy kissing or any sort of cuddling; Values their freedom above romance.
definition 2: Someone who is seen by the majority as having no potential to partner up or date with.
e.g.: Rude or unpolite person; Uneducated; Unnatractive.
e.g.: He/She doesn't want to feel emotionally attached to someone else because they feel they do not have enough time to dedicate themselves to a relation; Doesn't enjoy kissing or any sort of cuddling; Values their freedom above romance.
definition 2: Someone who is seen by the majority as having no potential to partner up or date with.
e.g.: Rude or unpolite person; Uneducated; Unnatractive.
by ISTetrue June 19, 2016
Get the dating materialmug. by The White Stag October 12, 2016
Get the Slave Materialmug. Couch material is when you get couch vibes. It describes the type of person who can make out a couch and make out damn well.
by Hshshgdh October 17, 2019
Get the couch materialmug. A person or thing that is so downright stupid and incompetent that say in the context of starting a band would be placed on either a gong or most likely a triangle; as can be seen in Blackadder goes Forth, during the intro Baldrick chimes a triangle with all the look of a genial miracle worker on his face.
Call her Mindy: So, are you asking Rick to the prom
Call her Samantha: Minds, please. Sure he's hot but the conversation would sink to a dry desert swell within seconds.
Mindy: But the body, oh the body...
Samantha:... and what about it, bitch get in pecking order. You shadow me, got it? Besides, I may even choose this triangle material as my choice before the night is through yet, let's just see.
Mindy: Sure Sam, sure... gee do you think he's got a purdy lookin' packet of meat -
Samantha: - minds, this is the 80s, as if. Can you imagine a guy even offering me that kind of thing, even if he is a baboon who does nothing but jack off in front of the mirror all day... yeah he tells me these things, he finds them quite intriguing. You know what, you take him... when you put two dummys together you're sure to end up with two very quiet mouths, and I'd pay hard coinage - cash Minds - to have you two shut up for just a nanosecond.
Call her Samantha: Minds, please. Sure he's hot but the conversation would sink to a dry desert swell within seconds.
Mindy: But the body, oh the body...
Samantha:... and what about it, bitch get in pecking order. You shadow me, got it? Besides, I may even choose this triangle material as my choice before the night is through yet, let's just see.
Mindy: Sure Sam, sure... gee do you think he's got a purdy lookin' packet of meat -
Samantha: - minds, this is the 80s, as if. Can you imagine a guy even offering me that kind of thing, even if he is a baboon who does nothing but jack off in front of the mirror all day... yeah he tells me these things, he finds them quite intriguing. You know what, you take him... when you put two dummys together you're sure to end up with two very quiet mouths, and I'd pay hard coinage - cash Minds - to have you two shut up for just a nanosecond.
by Robert Head December 9, 2008
Get the Triangle materialmug. by Your local spelling helper May 6, 2022
Get the Material gurlmug. What a person needs to become popular. Its what's inside all that have what it takes to be better than everyone and what makes the the lead in every freaking school play!
by Vero_ero134 May 15, 2016
Get the Star materialmug.