Marlon Blando

Bland or Boring. Can be used to describe mediocre or under-seasoned food, boring people, places or things.

Tom and Jenny liked the restuarant, but I thought the food was a little Marlon Blando -or- Jenny's boyfriend is really cute, but he's kind of Marlon Blando to talk to...

by Alexis Kanfer June 11, 2006

marooning

The stage after browning when a woman's blob juice infuses with the stale stagnant brown crust of the anus, resulting in a sloppy rich maroon coloured splendour between the snatch and crack (formally known as humber bridge).

Not the best day for Tilly to do a marathon, she had been marooning since her period last May.

Rodger: "Finally got Kitty back to mine last night... got more than I bargained for"
Malcom: "No way man! Can't believe she marooned!"

Mundy: "How was the Destiny's Child concert last night?"
Pete: "Was so good Munds, I got so close, I could almost taste Beyonce's maroon."

by T.Stainz April 30, 2013

Marjon

He is a guy,who has the most amazing smile and every girl wants him. He has the most sexiest body known to man kind. He is cute and dumb and looks like a baby. He is athletic and funny and he can make your day everyday.

Marjon is the best thing that has happened to me in the world.

by Panda unicorn 2998 January 18, 2018

Marjons

A UK University College stuck in the middle of a field somewhere. Well known for its teacher training, sports training and not much else. Most tutors are pretty decent but like all, there are a few here who make it quite obvious they despise the students with every fibre of their being.

Person 1 - Where's your college then? I can't find Marjons anywhere.

Person 2 - Urmmmm, well, you go to the Plymouth then drive out of it for 6 miles or so and head for the nearest fields you can see.

Person 1 - Bet that sucks if you want to go anywhere.

Person 2 - Oh no. I love either having to use lots of fuel in my car to just do some shopping or be forced to spend £10 to get a taxi after a nightout. Paying to get to civilization is fun!

by Iamthecrazyfruit! May 13, 2009

martone

the act of ejaculating on a girls breasts

last night i did a martone all over ur mom

by Hermand November 1, 2007

North Marion High School

Cow patty high
located in Citra Florida
bunch of bitches and thots that stand in the halls lookin scary as hell
80% of the people there are crackheads
the teachers are dumb asf
its a country school
people try to be yee yee's
people had sex in building 8
someone caught building 8 on fire
theres a ton of stuck up bitches that think their all that
black bitches give you stank ass looks all the time
theres so many gay people

kate- "what school you go to?'

jess- "North Marion High School, fuck that school"

kate- "damn, i feel bad for you"

by that dumbass girl from ohio October 23, 2019

maronate

To sit at home like a shut in while becoming increasingly more and more paranoid that everyone is out someplace talking about you or plotting your demise. Literally drive yourself crazy with self induced delusional worry.

*probably while obtaining an ellipsis tattoo.*

Hey did you invite so-and-so to come with us?

Yeah but she would rather stay home and maronate all night.

by Sssss_mmmmmmmm February 22, 2014