Spider-manning

When you can sense something wrong has occurred or is about to occur. You sense danger is approaching and you have a physical reaction to the impending danger.

"The hairs on the back of my head are spider-manning because I know that guy is going to cause trouble."
"My brain is spider-manning. Something bad is about to happen"

by Rummblestrips January 6, 2013

Maninazi

The male version of a Feminazi.

A male who promotes men's rights to the exclusion or subversion of female's rights.

Rob's such a Maninazi, he thinks male circumcision is worse than female circumcision.

by bagellicker July 2, 2008

peyton manning

bitch

Peyton manning throws the ball away like a fucking pussy...

by BradyisGod October 16, 2008

Manning

A term for a man who gets a fake tan.

Dave left work early so he could go manning before his date with Julia.

Shawn says he goes manning instead of tanning so he doesn't come off as less of man.

by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010

Dick manning

For purposes of trick photography, you hide your own penis and present another persons penis (sans body) in the photograph, to give the allusion of it being cut off (similar to horse manning).

That was a hilarious dick manning photo with your penis tucked backwards and your friends penis between your legs.

by tonebone69 August 19, 2011

Mankini

A mans underwear shaped as a women's bikini bottom

My dad wears mankini's.

by yumyumiwantyourdinoooo October 17, 2011

manning

VERB:

to perform man-sexual activities, usu. with other males,

to go out and engage in or seek out "man on man" sexual activity.

NOUN:

highly sex-focused gay club hopping

OTHER VARIATIONS

"to man", "to be manned", "manning", "I will have manned".

A: "Dude, I'm so bored... what do you want to do tonight"
B: "Let's go manning!"

A: "Where have you been, I was worried sick!"
B: "I was out manning all day... so, what's for dinner?"

A: "I met this guy at the bar last night and oh, I manned him so hard!"

by mans-man February 22, 2011