Home Manager

A job within MRDD group homes. It involves working maximum hours, and getting minimum pay. Dealing with the dumb staff who work in the field while they are going to school or having illigitimate children. It's the worst job in the world.

They offered me the position of home manager, and after I laughed, I killed myself.

by hattie's bitch October 18, 2008

meow-mance

The feminine equivalent of a bromance. It describes the complicated love and affection between two heterosexual women who may at times seem like a couple.

Mary: I had so much fun drinking and dancing with you last night!

Maria: Me, too! Who needs boys when we have each other?

Bill: How cute...you two have a total meow-mance going on.

by murrayw76 June 12, 2009

Reputation Management

The process of managing your online reputation or “word of mouth” on the world wide web that people use in their decision to find more information about you and/or your business. This process involves utilizing many of the same techniques used in search engine optimization (SEO).

The landscaping company hired a firm to provide reputation management so that customers are given the right first impression when searching for their company online.

by Web Reputation Builders July 29, 2011

Working Manager

Being a salaried employee, you do more than hourly employees.

Being short on employees, John had to step his game up and became a working manager.

by Dickey467 September 18, 2016

phantom menace effect

When you do something a second time and like it better because it can no longer disappoint you the way it did the first time.

1."I just watched Batman V Superman again."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."

2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."

by flashwildecard January 8, 2017

Reverse Management

When management tasks are completed by personnel that are typically under a manager who was responsible for the tasks but failed to do them in a timely manner.

Steve had to complete the reports just hours before they were due for the meeting that was planned months in advance because his manager had spent the last few months procrasturbating. Thanks to Steve's Reverse Management the meeting was able to proceed and the company didn't look like a sack of dicks at the meeting..only his manager looked like a sack of dicks. Steve is underpaid :(

by Rogue_Leader September 12, 2017

Alert Manager

A pice of shit alarming tool that is guaranteed to slow down productivity and completely destroy morale where ever it is implemented.

I would rather dry hump an AIDS infected cactus than have to use Alert Manager.

by D0nkypunch March 7, 2018