manacorn

a mystical creature that is half manatee half unicorn.

Did you see the new I Set My Friends On Fire album cover? It has a manacorn on it.

by lexigoesrawr January 2, 2009

manaflage

The principle of camouflage applied to concealing management incompetence.

The pretense of management.

The illusion of expertise that management types create to disguise uselessness. The result being as uncomfortable stasis.

Manaflage is characterized by excessive pointless meetings, undecipherable powerpoint presentations, vision statements, smart attire such as expensive suits and company wide communication punctuated with vapid catchphrases.

"Those management fuckers are totally useless but they manflage us into believing their horseshit every time."

"Man the CEO is an egotistical cunt and talks absolute bullshit but everyone loves it. Great manaflage!"

by SmarterThanYou2 October 20, 2011

mamwapt

Acronym for "middle aged man with a pony tail" - a term of derision for ageing buffoons who imagine that a greying pony tail somehow keeps them down with the kids, rather than making them look like a middle aged buffoon.

Particularly prevalent among ecofascists.

Have you seen photos of that wikipedia vandal William M Conolly? - what a mamwapt!

by Justice4Rinka December 21, 2012

Management Ass

The pain you get in your ass from sitting down too long.

I been sitting here playing video games for so long, I've gotten management ass.

by HikerMan September 5, 2016

manadaiutbocibanshiecktmowitw

An acronym for: make America not as dumb as it used to be or currently is because America needs some help in every category known to man or woman in the world

B: I'm thinking about running for president what should my slogan be?
L: manadaiutbocibanshiecktmowitw

by GooseRunningForPresident December 12, 2016

makwa

another the word for a black bear

look out there is a makwa

by ping guin October 21, 2018

Malware

The dumb fuck that invented fucking up computers for profit, fuck you whoever invented malware

Fuck malware fuck whoever made malware fuck

by Truecat303 April 12, 2019