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maggie

Short / Ghetto for a Magnum (the pistol).

see: "Cali dro" lyrics.
Friend 1: "Yo man its the cops! were screwed"
Friend 2: Nah B, I keep the maggie on me at all times.
Friend 1: Ah, thats tight.
by mousek August 3, 2007
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maggie walker governors school

a school for middle to upper class kids from richmond, henrico, and chesterfield in the richmond area.

A place where care free lives are ruined with rediculous amounts of homework.
1. Damn, i wish i could go to Maggie Walker Governors School so i could get out of this cycle of perpetual ignorance and poverty and go to a good college.

2. Damn, i really don't need to go to the Maggie Walker Governors School, i have money and can educate myself.
by take down the man July 25, 2008
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Maggie

to squeeze, or firmly grab another person's buttox region casually, all while pretending it wasn't you.
(Girl walks past a guy and nonchalantly grabs his ass as she walks past)

Guy to friend : "Dude! That girl totally just MAGGIE'D me!"
by truemaggielover December 11, 2009
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Maggie

1. The type of girl whose cock mileage is measured in the same units as interstellar distances.
2. Needs a smacking every once in a while like a semi-broken TV.
3. That girl that you can't tell whats dumber, the shit she says or the fucking god-awful voice that wont stop.
4. The Inuinnaqtun word for bad cook or chef.
5. The certain type of dirty whore that does not know they are a dirty whore.
6. The short form of Margaret.
1. 1,854 AU (Astronomical Unit(s)) of cock.

3.62 Light Years of cock.
0.182 pc (Parsec(s)) of cock.

2. Bob: "Hey, Mike wanna garb drinks tonight? Maggie's acting up again."
Mike: "For sure. Did u forget to give her medicinal bi-weekly smackings?"

Bob: "Oh shit good call bro."
Mike: "Bud, I told you when I gave her to you, she needs bi-weekly smacks to the face to function properly.
Bob: "I know man, its just... my hand still hurts from last time."
Mike: "It's alright bobby we've all gotten tired of smacking Maggie. But it must be done."

3. Maggie: "<says dumb shit>"
Bob: " Shut the fuck up please"
Maggie:"What? Why? this is something we really need to discuss"
Bob: " youre absolutely correct, lets talk by txt, i've got some errands i gotta run"

4. You never tell a Maggie "Kaagliqpunga." Inuit Tradition, you just don't.

5.Roger: "Bob check out that girl in red. Dare me to ask her out?"
Bob: "I've been there and i'm telling you, thats a Maggie, steer clear for youre own safety."
Roger: "What how do you know? she seems like a really nice person"
Bob: " Thats how they all are, its how they have to be in order to withhold their survivability through the denial of their whoredom on a day to day basis."

6. Potentially of Persian origin, derived from the Persian language marvârid (مروارید), a pearl or daughter of light.
by Usedpseudonym December 18, 2013
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Maggie loves rob more

by Maggie loves rob more June 19, 2017
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maggie

Guy one: Ayy bro, yall know dat bitch maggie?
Guy two: man, that is a bitch ass hoe man.
by anyone not named that bitch January 10, 2020
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maggie oates

a vurrry sexy climpy
god. that maggie oates is succch a retard. but so hawt
by youknowitlucas January 24, 2010
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