Hold the Mayo

When a man lifts a partner's eye lid and cums in the eye getting as much cum under the eye lid as possible. Once he is done, he then releases and rubs the eye lid.

No bitch I know likes to hold the mayo, they all get mad!

by MJizzelness August 13, 2010

tuna mayo

When a thot gets creampied it is called "serving a tuna mayo".

Summer got served a tuna mayo last night.

by Sneeven April 8, 2019

Extra No Mayo

As you are finishing up intercourse or masturbating, instead of cumming inside or on the girl, or in your hand, you get up and walk over to the nearest trash can and proceed to ejaculate into the trash.

"Yes, Lemme get a number one combo with Extra No Mayo" the customer asks. The underpaid fast food employee sighs and rips off his pants, proceeding to furiously jerk off while aiming at the trash can.

by ohyeamrkrabs August 26, 2019

Russian Mayo

A cocktail made from Milk and Vodka. Typically enjoyed ice cold and whilst trying not to gag.

Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a Russian Mayo?"
Bar Man: "Sure, it's your funeral".

by TheCraftyCocktailor January 15, 2020

Mayo Toes

A delicacy only found in the Meyers household.

Wow Meyers really went ham on Danny Trejo’s Mayo Toes last night!

by Soy Boy Steve November 3, 2020

Ella Mayo

The use of LMAO in a name form.

"Oh mah gosh I saw peter eating a cockroach"
"OMG ELLA MAYO"

by ProbablyNotGaychefffff April 7, 2017

Campfire Mayo

Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Jizz

While on a Valentines camping trip in the Brokeback Mountains, Chris realized that Jordan had forgot to pack ketchup for their fundogs. Chris explained his dissatisfaction to Jordan. Jordan simliy claimed that he had packed plenty of Campfire Mayo.

by Eatmyassjordanandchris February 14, 2018