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Elon Musked

Trolled or made the subject of a joke or insult which incorporates a setup related to Elon Musk or his interests or business ventures. Used like rekt - but when the joke's substance relates to Elon Musk.

Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".
"I'll take you on a ride to outer space, lil mama."
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021
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Musk Wagon

Referring to a Tesla, regardless of car model.
sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a musk wagon
by Musk Wagon May 23, 2023
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Elon Musk

A type of sex position where you put money on your dick and shove it in the hole
"oi Jimmy, I just Elon Musked Sarah!"
"no way! Your one lucky guy!"
by icepyxl March 7, 2023
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I WORK FOR ELON MUSK

Usage: Pejorative.
Var: Oh! I work for Elon, etc.
See Also: {Cunt money},{Work},{Moron},{Boss Man Cabbage}
1. Usually a boss - thinks themselves a genius. When if fact they are just an idiot.
2. This idiocy is matched only by their luck in any given situation. Luck, rather than genius/skill is always used as a yard stick of their Genius. This is a genius move until their luck runs out and they are exposed as a twat.
2.2 They suffer like no one else you know from DUNNING–KRUGER EFFECT and it only ever seems to get worse.
3. The protagonist displays the largest pair of brass balls imaginable even whilst doing something stupid, this however is a sign of their genius.
4. They often punch down and are prone to throwing man baby temper tantrums.
5. If your Boss shows any of these traits, your properly WORKING FOR ELON MUSK.
6. Tell your Boss. "You remind me of Elon musk" for promotion and pay raise prospects.

7. Tell your Boss. "it's like I work for Elon musk" every time the thick Twat does something stupid or interjects a brilliant idea or steals one of yours.
8. I work for Elon musk.
by dsfadsfgafgf November 16, 2023
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musk it up

To fuck a good thing up for narcissistic or egotistical reasons.
- Man, twitter used to be such an inspiring place for everyone to exchange ideas.
+ True that, but then he came along, fired the whole crew, reinstated all the klanbro accounts, renamed it X and made it "pay to win"...
- Yeah, he really musked that platform up!
+ Only he can musk it up this colossally.
by wittchenstein November 19, 2023
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musk something up

To make a mess of something for egotistical and/or narcissistic reasons.
Peter Thiel: "So what can this thing do?"
Elon Musk replied "Watch this!" and gunned the accelerator of his uninsured McLaren F1 (priced at $ 1M) while changing lanes, causing the car to spin out and crash. Musk reacted with "Wow, Peter, that was really intense." Followed by "You know, I had read all these stories about people who made money and bought sports cars and crashed them. But I knew it would never happen to me, so I didn’t get any insurance."
Whether Peter replied with "Wow, you really musked that car up" or just sighed is left to ones imagination. All we know is, it really takes a narcissist to to musk something up that badly as a reaction to a poke at ones ego, all while being certain it couldn't happen to him.
If further is left as a matter of discussion whether God regrets musking up the job of protecting the planet and doing away with those terrible influences on humanity, as they both left the incident alive and uninjured, none the wiser.
by wittchenstein November 20, 2023
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Elon Musk

Elon Musk is a very wicked man, wanting to enslave mankind with cybernetic implant technology like in the game Cyberpunk 2077 and control everyone though this tech (Neuralink). Right now he's pretending to be all for the children of Gaza and the Free Palestine movement, but don't be deceived! He is only doing this for selfish clout and gain, he doesn't give a shit about the kids of Gaza, being a Satanist himself sacrificing little children in his Satanic rituals. He supports the apartheid of Israel, just like how his family benefitted apartheid in South Africa , as well as cobalt child mining in the Congos for his cars. He also supported a coup in Bolivia.

He is a fraudster, always trying to scam people for the Whore of Babylon and her fallen angel demon's benefit. He pretends to be cool, relatable, and trendy, but it's all just a deception to see what he can do to fleece you. Elon Musk is hated by the Urbanist community for scamming public transportation funding and he just a dumb as Javier Milei, the currently elected Argentine president. Tesla vehicles aren't even that good quality, even Chinese vechiles are better quality. He's a loser and will be exposed for what he's truly is, a lying spy.
by LebanonJames December 20, 2023
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