mushroom farm

The workplace. The place where they keep you in the dark all the time and feed you shit constantly.

I woke up one day and realized that I work in a goddam mushroom farm.

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mushroom gorge

The space between a bump in the shirt and an erection.

Did you see that guys mushroom gorge posted all over Instagram?

mushroom gorge by -_- March 31, 2015

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To fuck someone with the tip of your dick

I mushroom stabed jessica and she was begging for the rest of it!

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gd, u see here mushroom booty? That bitch round af!

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Female is the vortex and 3-5 men circle around her face, slapping it with their large mushroom tips.

Yo, I need 3 boys do to a mushroom tornado with me on Becky here.

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a groupchat created on twitter to talk about the marauders and harry potter. every member sucks but they still love each other nonetheless!

oh you're in the mushroom gc? blink twice if you need help

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A man who has a wholesome and healthy interest in fungi.

"Have you seen the Mushroom Man? He is really cool, and I met him at church"

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