by Dave May 28, 2003
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1) Dude, you're mom's hot. I would have thought that by her age, she'd be a crone, but she's still got about a 3 year milf-life.
2)- Dag, that chick's kickin'.
- What are you talkion' about? She exceeded her milf-life 15 pounds ago.
2)- Dag, that chick's kickin'.
- What are you talkion' about? She exceeded her milf-life 15 pounds ago.
by M Digga September 12, 2008
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The very last pick in Little League Baseball draft. Usually plays right field and would NEVER be chosen by any coach who has not observed that his Mom is a MILF. Only redeeming quality: his Mom will do anything to keep him from doing pine time (sitting the bench).
Coach 1- GADZ- that fielder of yours couldn't catch a cold...much less a pop up or a line drive. He must have some hidden talent.
Coach 2- YEAH- his Mommy is the hottest Mom on the team! He's my MILF pick!
Coach 1- What will she trade to have Lil' Johnny play short stop today?
Coach 2- YEAH- his Mommy is the hottest Mom on the team! He's my MILF pick!
Coach 1- What will she trade to have Lil' Johnny play short stop today?
by MiMimmmmmm May 24, 2010
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by Whitewdow September 29, 2021
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The mother can be any age, as long as they've given birth and popped that thing out of their vagina and still remain hot as hell and a devil in bed, why the hell not?
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The mother can be any age, as long as they've given birth and popped that thing out of their vagina and still remain hot as hell and a devil in bed, why the hell not?
1. My friend's mom is a milf, did you see that halter top she was wearing? I don't care if she's 40.
2. Tsuji Nozomi from Morning Musume suddenly transformed into a milf.
2. Tsuji Nozomi from Morning Musume suddenly transformed into a milf.
by gaylittleboys June 4, 2009
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Hey, remember when I spent the night at your house last night? I woke up early and had sex with your mom. I gave her a MILF Shake. Pretty wild huh?
by 1337Noodles May 7, 2007
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