Michigan Motherload

An abnormal amount of ejaculate. Refers to the Great Lakes surrounding Michigan, and that the amount of ejacualte can be compared to the water in said Lakes. For obvious reasons, this should only be used involving EXTREME amounts of ejaculate. Otherwise, refer to Salt Lake Salt Bath.

Man, that was one Michigan Motherload I fired off there!

by Koolpa May 22, 2018

Michigan Buttplug

A Michigan native utilizing the far left lane of an interstate or highway without passing other vehicles.

Another siting of a Michigan Buttplug tamponing the passing lane on I94 eastbound.

by norm the plum June 5, 2017

a Michigan adult

someone who lives in Michigan and is 14 and 8 months old (in Michigan a 14 and 8-month-old can drive and work)

person a: wow they look a little young to be driving and working

person b: don't worry they're a Michigan adult

person a: weird

by thicckiid January 10, 2021

michigan steamer

The act of blowing vapor into your significant others anus.

*inhales vapor* “baby bring your ass here for this michigan steamer”

by terrylondon April 4, 2020

Belleville Michigan

A small city just a little over 30 mins outside of Detroit where females will only want something to do with you if you’re rich & that’s not a bad thing but it is when the guys know that if they dress fly & flash the right amount of money that they can definitely get a Belleville girl in bed that night

Stranger 1: Hey! have you ever been to Belleville Michigan?
Stranger 2: Yeah the hoes easy as fuck out there in Belleville all you gotta do is come right

by Chris Landle July 17, 2021

Michigan Mudslide

The Michigan mudslide is when you pay a stripper $50 in Kohl’s cash to shit in a glass of Rumchata and Goldschlager

I paid a woman in Kohl’s cash the poop in my drink she gave me ole’ Michigan Mudslide

by Poopyturdsmcgee April 17, 2023

The Michigan Motorboat

It is a sexual act usually following after the act of fellatio. The man will then proceed to ejaculate into a crevice created by her wedging her breasts together. After the process of ejaculation he sticks his face into the breasts covered with his own semen and wish washles around.

Dude, she gave me head and I totally gave her the Michigan Motorboat.

No way dude.

Ya I can still taste it.

by The Michelan Man January 8, 2009