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Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.
"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"
by Cries4aWiener November 13, 2019
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Bath marble

Firstly, have you ever ejaculated into a bath?

The spunk that forms in and under the water, looks like the inside of a marble. Hence the term …bath marble.

Shoot your load. Swirl it around. Boom
Phwoahh. I was bath marbling last night again. Created one hell of a bath marble
by DaddyHammer June 11, 2025
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merry marbling

merry marbling is the best story ever created of two boys in love, youthful and cute, klay loves merry marbling, merry marbling is life but merry marbling has ended, so some people may feel suicidal, but its okay, because maybe there will be side stories, yugun is the best character ever created and i love him. If you have and merry marbling merch dm me at mecari or depop at klaynation.
by nyasalvs September 12, 2025
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lap marbles

Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa
I was trying to get all hot and heavy with Collette, but she kept bumping up on my lap marbles
by DaTickler December 25, 2024
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Marbled Meats

High quality meat using only locally sourced grass fed produce. The best local but her is Marbled meats.
Marbled Meats is by far the best butcher shop. I only buy from Marbled Meats. The quality was as high as Marbled Meats
by Marbled Meats May 12, 2020
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marble roll

When you sit down in and accidentally sit on your balls and roll them as you are sliding into the seat.
Awe shit I just marble rolled when I sat down!
by Thegoat3 November 28, 2017
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Marble slab

What the wash cloth looks like after anal. The smeared colors from semen, poop, and blood.
Bobby gave me a marble slab the othernight.
by 11chuck always September 15, 2021
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