McDonald’s

A restaurant that people sue their weight in money after eating there.

Bob: “What happened to you?”
Joe: “I ate at McDonald’s.”
Bob: “So how much do you weigh now?”
Joe: “100,000 pounds.”
Bob: “So you’re suing for $100,000 then?”
Joe: “Yup.”

by SociopathicDuck January 27, 2019

Ronald McDonald

Commonly mistaken with the Hamburgler yet way more epic, the Ronald McDonald is when one recieves a blowjob from a girl without hooking up with her anytime before this encounter or even at all that night. A Ronald McDonald is often used when the girl is much too fugly to ever touch back.

Though Melissa resembled that of Rocky Dennis, Dan still received a Ronald McDonald knowing that he would not have to touch her and no one would find out.

by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

asian mcdonalds

Just like any mcdonalds except that there is more on the menu and the fillet o fish is better.

sum1:Hey? do u wanna go to asian mcdonalds?
me:no i live in NZ you retard

by Ur_a_shemale May 13, 2008

mcdonalds

The home of trash-eaters.

The CEO of McDonald's recently died of a heart attack? Don't you find that coincidental?

Plus Justin Timberlake should die for giving McDonald's that crap catchprase.

Do do do do doooooooooo ... I'm lovin it!

*dies of a heart attack*

by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004

mcdonalds

a shitty ass place to work with asshole managers like lisa.

welcome to McHell may I take your order please?

by JmL May 1, 2005

Whatever McDonalds worker

More commonly abbreviated to wmw, this is used to show that you think the person you are talking to is so low in soceity (a mcdonalds worker) their opinion doesn't matter. Most commonly used at a secondary school level. Can also be used with a hand gesture making a W with both your thumbs and index fingers, then turning it upside down for an M and then back up for a W.

Scabby person: Did you know that jackie fancies you?
Ben: Whatever McDonalds worker

by Rachael Thorn July 27, 2005

The Mcdonalds Effect

When you didn't get anything to eat because you were not hungry, then upon your friend's food arrival you suddenly become hungry. This is known as the Mcdonalds Effect.

At first Brennan wasn't hungry, then when everyone else got their food the Mcdonalds Effect set in.

by Michael Scofield March 21, 2015