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Lando

the blackest brother in Star Wars. He fought for both sides good and evil.
catch phrases include "how ya doin chewbacca?" and "woohoo!"
Lando is my hero, ya dig?
by .dongattack! September 20, 2003
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lewandowski

1. a man usually over the age of 65 years old who pretends that he was in the military when he, in reality, was only a park ranger.
2. also tends to ramble on about the past and/or about their numerous state titles in the sports of baseball,football,or wrestling. And claim to have NEVER had a losing season.
3. this person also has never been acknowledged by anyone else for their "accomplishments"
4. a man who gets kicked out of their house by their "wife" most likely for their insanity. Usually forced to sleep in the teachers lounge or the janitor's closet. They also shower in the boy's locker room during their stay at the school.
1. Give me four for the core! 1-2-3-4 WE LOVEEE THE MARINE CORE!

LOUDERRRR

2. Lewandowski: "Kids,if bad guys with assault weapons ever are outside those windows...we gotta be ready for them. It is myyy job to get you all out of here safely!"
by Bill Larry Mulcahey February 15, 2009
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Lando Calrissian

Are we going to smoke the Lando Calrissian tonight?
by HalfwayJames May 19, 2005
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Landom

"i really wanna get landom tonight"
by ella. February 8, 2008
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Landon

The act of taking an unnecessarily loud, hot breath on your knuckles and rubbing it on your shoulder. Done after a person one-ups another person.
"Dude! I just got an 85 on my test!"
"Bruh I got 100" *landons*
by mightymouse13 November 21, 2016
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Landolina

To screw up an exceedingly menial or easy task, without possessing the mental faculties to realize your own error.

Etymology: Comes from a bastardization of the words "Land" and "Florentina," probably a reference to one of the colonies founded by Columbus on one of his trips to the Americas, which he mistook for Asia.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.
1. Christopher Columbus Landolina'd the search for a faster trade route to the Indies.

2. I heard he thought those lyrics to 'Blinded by the Light' were 'wrapped up like a douche.' What a Landolina.
by Oskie Bear November 3, 2010
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Landoni

Describes a raging science teacher with a big package. He hates all Virginia's.
Girl One:Ew did you see our science teacher?
Girl two:Yeah I know! He's a total LANDONI!
by Quilence June 19, 2008
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