Lobby

police

“hai paura della lobby”

by ematico August 26, 2021

lobby ladrone

A thief of packages, mail, etc., from apartment building lobbies and other common areas. Identical to "porch pirate" but targets multifamily buildings rather than single-family homes. ("Ladrone" is Spanish for thief.)

Where's that package Amazon said they delivered? Goddamn lobby ladrones struck again!

by MarcXS December 4, 2021

Lobby Toppy

Named after the world’s greatest news presenter Paul Lobb of 9 News, Lobby Toppy is the act of giving or receiving a blowjob during the reading of news headlines

“Damn, I was reading her a breaking news report and she hits me with the meanest Lobby Toppy of all time!”

by the lobbmeister December 19, 2021

Lobbying

Bribery. Literal bribery. It's a synonym for bribery. If lobbying is legal in your country, bribery is legal in your country.

The only reason the USA has relatively low corruption rates is because they legalized bribery and renamed it "lobbying."

by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022

lobbyfish

When you see photos of a hotel or apartment online that show off a beautiful lobby, only to find out it's a literal piece of junk.

Dude: Well, it looked really good from all the pics!
Guy: Those were just pics of the lobby. You got lobbyfished bro.

by anonymous August 1, 2022

Lobby

To defeat someone, causing them to be kicked out of your 'Lobby'.

"I screamed Lobby in Andrew's face after scoring higher than him in the mid-terms."

by r3df1r3bl4d3 November 12, 2022

lobby sniping

Actively trying to join a lobby with someone without joining them directly. Normally used to go head to head with someone you don’t like.

Friend: “why are we being pulled in and out of lobbies?”
Me: “I’m lobby sniping bob, he annoyed me so I’m gonna try and join his game to annoy him”

by Beckarma TTV January 18, 2023