by ejectorset April 27, 2013
Get the Lisa Frankmug. A U.S. Senator from Alaska. Murkowski was the incumbant in the 2010 election, but she was defeated in the G.O.P. primary by tea party candidate Joe Miller.
After the primary she mounted a write-in campaign. After some dispute and a recount, Murkowski won re-election in the first sucessful write-in campaign in 50 years!
After the primary she mounted a write-in campaign. After some dispute and a recount, Murkowski won re-election in the first sucessful write-in campaign in 50 years!
It was a glorious slap in the face for Sarah Palin when Lisa Murkowski defeated her favored tea party candidate!
by Charles_U_Farley November 24, 2010
Get the Lisa Murkowskimug. A girl that always has the same facial expressions, so that people can never tell what she is really thinking or feeling.
A: That chick seems pretty nice. I don't understand her though.
B: No, man, she's a Mona Lisa, you'll never understand her.
B: No, man, she's a Mona Lisa, you'll never understand her.
by Notrurwords November 15, 2011
Get the Mona Lisamug. Loves punching boys until they fall down and then wants to sex them up! She eats ice-cream in the dark. Speaks fluent gibberish and can tie a cherry stem with her nostrils.
She is incredibly sexy and never leaves the house without high heels and a slice of lemon.
She is bitter sweet and like no other girl you will ever meet, She is every bodies ultimate desire.
She is incredibly sexy and never leaves the house without high heels and a slice of lemon.
She is bitter sweet and like no other girl you will ever meet, She is every bodies ultimate desire.
man 1- dude why are you are puddle on the floor?
man 2 - I've just been Lisa-Mareed, I can't feel my legs
OR
Man this porn mag is sooo full of my sorta lisa-maree's *drool*
man 2 - I've just been Lisa-Mareed, I can't feel my legs
OR
Man this porn mag is sooo full of my sorta lisa-maree's *drool*
by Fa -Gizzle February 4, 2010
Get the Lisa-Mareemug. by 2000lies July 14, 2010
Get the Lisa Mitchellmug. The most funny female insult comic on the face of the Earth. Even though most of her jokes are about race, gender, or sexual orientation, she is very funny. She the female Counterpart of Carlos Mencia because she talks about Race A LOT!
But she really needs her own show on comedy central or somewhere. She is the future.
SHe also love black men.
But she really needs her own show on comedy central or somewhere. She is the future.
SHe also love black men.
"I blow more black guys than Hurricane Katrina"-Lisa Lampanelli
"I better watch out, she might throw her 13 babies at me (referring to a hispanic woman in the crowd)"-Lisa Lampanelli
"I better watch out, she might throw her 13 babies at me (referring to a hispanic woman in the crowd)"-Lisa Lampanelli
by Gozzy August 10, 2008
Get the Lisa Lampanellimug. A pretty girl who does'nt like to smile. Usually caused by a traumatic upbringing and/or bad relationships where she was taken for granted. Because of what she's been through, she does'nt realize how truly attractive she is or does'nt consider herself attractive anymore. A prime example of damaged goods.
Guy 1: Why does'nt the cutie that works at Starbucks smile more often? A pretty girl like that should be smiling all the time.
Guy 2: She's a mona lisa, bro.
Guy 1: Well, there's definitely a special place in hell for her ex boyfriends.
Guy 2: She's a mona lisa, bro.
Guy 1: Well, there's definitely a special place in hell for her ex boyfriends.
by GhostHunter September 22, 2005
Get the mona lisamug.