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The Legend of Zelda series (which is poorly named, considering that it's Link that does most of the legendary stuff) features Link as its main character. He is world renown for dressing like a flamboyant elf, swinging his big thing around (his sword, I mean), and never saying anything, even when he's being stoned to death by Octoroks.
Ganon: Time to die, Link.
Link: ...
Ganon: Ugh, the silent treatment again!
Link by MalumLibrum958 February 5, 2020
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Weak Link 

The one person, or 2 that alwyas is the bitch of the group and messes up all the time
that Thomas kid sure is a weak link
Weak Link by DigBick1000000 January 23, 2019

lindsey lohan 

How idiots spell Lindsay Lohan.
Idiot: lol lindsey lohan is a whore!!1

Grade school graduate: Idiot.
lindsey lohan by Yoach July 13, 2006

blurred lines 

Rapey song by a guy who likes to dress as beetle juice.
Tom: Dude sorry I stunk up your bathroom I just took a massive Robin Thicke.

Ed: Damn Robin Thicke is a good term for taking a shit, that smell makes me see blurred lines, just as awful as the song is
blurred lines by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014

Chain Link

1) Pleasure position in which two adult males enjoy simultaneous penetration 2) By placing ones legs over their head, you insert top guys shaft in bottom guys anus, thus inserting bottom guys shaft into top guys anus 3) it is the 69 of buttholes
Hey Joe tonight it’s about both of us, we are dropping anchor on the chain link!

If it’s stuck in the mud, jerk the chain link
Chain Link by Conrad Liguish June 4, 2019

Lindsay Lohan Syndrome 

Someone who used to be hot, but due to drugs, alcohol etc. has become unattractive
"She used to be so hot, but she got Lindsay Lohan syndrome"

"what happened to Emily? she used to be so hot"

"yea but she's got Lindsay Lohan syndrome pretty bad now"

john lindsey

A famous 21st Century writer, populaized by such works as "Sergei The Searcher" and "The Violent Bob Saga." Is often seen weaving decrative baskets...
I wanna wanna wanna be... John Lindsey!
john lindsey by Axemaster The Fierce February 10, 2005