lingering

When after sex, the guy neglects to immediately extract his penis from the girl.

guy is lying passed out from exhaustion on top of girl, who is looking at her watch:

girl: "dude, snap out of it! you're lingering! Now go make me a drink!"

by pineapplemojito May 16, 2012

lip liner

n. (lip lI'-ner) - for women, a frontal wedgie caused by the natural rise and snuggling of a string thong between the vulvae

(as opposed to a camel toe caused by outer wear ride ups)

v. - to give a female a lip liner

Ex 1: When Jess got a call, momentarily distracting her, Eric ran up and gave her a lip liner.

Ex 2: Spinning gives me lip liners... bad!

by Webster April 5, 2005

Linden

A really cute guy who is fairly smart, hilarious, and fun to be around. Most girls see him as a friend, but he is very popular and everyone loves him. Everyone knows him, and he is easy to talk to. He is very artistic. He plays a sport, such as wrestling.

"That guy is so hilarious! He's kinda cute to."
"Oh, thats Linden."

by jessjess333 March 14, 2010

udo lindenberg

german; meaning a masive scale heroin addict

pete doherty is such an udo lindenberg

by sparkupnchill January 25, 2011

flat lander

a term used by vermonters (people from vermont usa) to describe people not from vermont. most of the time used as a insult.

the flat landers are takeing over vermont

by hilltop henry March 26, 2003

Lingerie Bowl

Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!

Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0

Woot Woot!

But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...

Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...

*30 minutes later*

Random Guy 2: Fuck...

by Agra April 2, 2004

landers

A hurtful nickname given to someone with an extreme lack of swimming ability, often unable to even set foot in water, especially without inflatable aids. Named landers because land is the only place they are safe. Often phobic of water.

Haha, everyone, look at that landers, he's such a loser, scared of water! Phahahaaaaaa
That guy can't swim you know, what a landers!

by landboy August 22, 2011