ligma

Cool dude: Hey ive herd you got ligma
Gay guy: What do you mean lgma?
Cool dude: Ligma balls
Gay guy: *licks his balls because hes gay*

Ligma balls

by realcandicegangsta May 17, 2021

ligmabalz69_

The best person ever😍🏳️ 🌈

“Omg do you know ligmabalz69_?”

Oh yeah I’m married to them😎

by P0ssum1 June 22, 2021

LIGMAU

LIGMAU is the ligma university of catboys in ligma state, rivales of sugma university

I am in the great ligmau the best university there is !

by Lex0__ October 15, 2021

ligma bond

when you are studying chemistry with professor fajardo at university of delaware. a bond stronger than sigma and pi bonds.

ligma bonds form between two bros

by snakeluvr123456 December 2, 2021

Ligma

Ligma Balls

Hey steven have you heard of ligma. “No” Hahaha Ligma Balls u stupid bitch

by Cum Nugget March 7, 2022

ligmaitis

a very dangerous disease that will give you testicular cancer
many people like courage and tyler ninja blevins have lost their balls to this disease

ninja:my balls hurt
docter: you hav ligmaitis and testiculr cancer

by the docter of dicktaory April 7, 2022

ligma kok

the woman who watched her husband die bc he put tampons in his nose to stop his snoring

“I found my husband dead with tampons in his nose. Now I do OnlyFans. My name is Ligma Kok and one morning I decided to do some cleaning because it was a mess. As I was tidying up, I found a box of tampons on the table. I was confused because these were the heavy flow and I do not have a heavy flow. It was very suspicious. I decided to investigate. Quietly, I started checking all of the rooms until I got to me and my husband’s bedroom. There, I saw my husband Sukma sleeping. I slowly approached him because I did not want to disturb his sleep. But suddenly, I noticed he was sleeping with tampons in his nose. I couldn’t help but laugh. I took a picture of Sukma so I could make fun of him when he woke up, but realized he wasn’t breathing. I checked his pulse. Nothing. I called the ambulance and they pronounced him dead on the scene. I loved my husband dearly. He was a provider and a great husband. Since his death, I have been struggling to pay the bills. So I did what every rational woman would do. So I started an OnlyFans. Now I make $50,000 a month and live in a mansion with my new boyfriend Chad.” -Ligma Kok

by epiccatpiss69 July 2, 2023