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cloudy lemonade

I'm gonna pour cloudy lemonade all over her tits.
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Warm Lemonade

An affectionate term for pee that is to be sipped or drank as it leaves your lover's body.

In most cases, consuming "Warm Lemonade" refers to an affectionate sharing of bodily fuids. As such, it is not at all like other forms of "Golden Showers" which often have underlying B and D or S and M components.

Since the first pee in the morning is often highly concentrated, it is usually not the best for good tasting Warm Lemonade. Also, note that consuming certain artificial sweetners (such as saccharin, but *not* aspartame) can sweeten the taste of Warm Lemonade.

One word of caution: dont let it cool to room temparature, Warm Lemonade is best when consumed straight from the tap.
Sweetheart, before you pee, give me a sip of your Warm Lemonade.

Girl: Stop going down on me, I have to pee !!
Guy: Please, my love, let me taste your Warm Lemonade !!
by AAARRRGGGHHH April 30, 2006
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Strawberry Lemonade

When a girl is on her period, her strawberry lemonade is the mixture of piss and period blood
I just got five dollars for drinking my sister's strawberry lemonade.
by Nolan Scracthmapole March 29, 2010
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When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.
A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
by Cont78 March 29, 2010
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Secret Lemonade Drinker

A person who on the outside appears normal and acts normal. But in secret is a class A (Heroin / Crack / Meth etc) drug addict. The phrase comes from the R. Whites Lemonade television advertisment song of the 1970s / 80s as seen on British Television. In the advert a man is seen creeping downstairs at night in his pyjamas to drink lemonade from the fridge. Surprisingly there are quite a lot of Secret Lemonade Drinkers who are pillars of the community and occupy respectable professions - Doctors, Solicitors, Judges, Police Inspectors etc.
Yeah, did you hear about whats-his-name, apparently he is a "Secret Lemonade Drinker"! You wouldnt believe it of a vicar would you?
by Johnny Parrish August 23, 2011
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Polish Lemonade Stand

When four men go into a small shower at the same time and urinate on each other.
Once they were in the hotel room, the four lumberjacks headed for the bathroom to set up the Polish Lemonade Stand.

We told everyone we had a Polish Lemonade Stand last night and they all looked at us with adoration.

Yo, that Polish Lemonade Stand was crunk. I barely had room to stand in there.
by DubSizzle April 26, 2004
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cunt lemonade

when you gather all orgasm juices of your girlfriend until you collect a pitcher full allow this pitcher to ferment over the course of three years after which you add lemon juice and your own cum of choice and then place in punch bowl at a five year old's chuckie cheese birthday party
"jason what the hell are you doing dressed up as chuckie cheese." "I'm about to give these bastards a whole punchbowl's worth of cunt lemonade bitch."
by dontbitethedickthatfeedsyou January 26, 2010
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