to lay beef or the act of laying beef is when a person and or persons fart, poop, or shart, without telling the other people in the room.
"glenn was laying beef while the rest of us sat by watching tv unsuspectingly"
" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."
" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."
by JERANIMAL July 19, 2009

In pinochle, means to assert your hands' dominance by showing all your cards to your opponents. They can challenge said "lay" by telling you to "pick it up"; at which point, the person who laid it down begins talking trash and sweating profusely
"can't believe he laid that shit down; he only had 15 tricks, tops"
never lay it down when you have 15 tricks kids.
never lay it down when you have 15 tricks kids.
by OhThisGuy21 November 5, 2016

by TTProtoTaylor July 13, 2019

v.
1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.
1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.
by Ladderwalker February 4, 2009

An Asian prick who doesn't know the difference between a fuckboy and a man whore and loves the fat booty
by The Grey Area June 8, 2018

It means, to lay in bed.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.
Where's Heidi?
She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.
She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.
by Dirky D. May 19, 2018

The act of taking a shit outdoors, especially in the Australian outback. Bait is a reference to poisoned meat left out to control feral dogs and foxes.
by naughty_warwick November 3, 2013
