Lay Hat 

To strike and/or hit a person so hard that if they were wearing a hat it would now be laying on the ground

to a boxer- "alright you just need to go out there and lay hat"

Lay Hat by Ginga Ninja820 March 1, 2011

lay lay 

A terrible illness, sentencing the sufferer to a general inability to commit to a communal plan due to poor time keeping.

The main symptoms include thinking that any period of time is only '10 minutes bruv,' and that significant distances of many, many miles can be covered in a matter of minutes whilst driving.

Another terrible side effect is the instant mental formation of overseas relatives, who either need or needed to be collected from a local airport, to attempt to excuse their behaviour.

The word has its roots in north west london and has significant lineage in the formation of the phrases 'larry longtings'& 'quackyquicktings'.

It is also widely accepted in footballing circles, as 'Claude Mak-a-lay lay' in honour of the Paris St Germain and French international midfielder.

Damn, I have a lot of spare time today...

why are we still here blud?,

mans are on a long ting, we're waiting on(insert name, you know who you are...)

lay lay?, best bill another zoot then...

lay lay by numbnutter March 27, 2009

lay the rubber 

When you take offa used condom ( rubber) and throw it out on the ground.

After I gave her some I had to lay the rubber.

lay the rubber by Buck Steel November 23, 2007

Lay the pipe 

The process in which a Male claps the checks of a woman most often.

Dude lay the pipe to tiquirus tonight.

Lay the pipe by The_pipe_master August 26, 2019

Lay an Egg

Similar to the phrase "take a lap". When someone does something extremely stupid, you tell them to go "lay an egg".

The person will either laugh, or feel embarrassed while his/her friends laugh at them.

Carly: When's July 4th?

Jennie: Go lay an egg.

Lay an Egg by JLSISTHEBESTT December 7, 2010

lay on her belly 

When a chick lays on her belly, and her butt cheeks are splayed out, ready to be smashed.

Yo dog, I told that girl to lay on her belly, and i smashed it all night!

lay on her belly by butt cheek man December 6, 2010

Lay-up 

The act of hooking up with a girl known to be easy, who is also usually somewhat nasty (someone you wouldn't hook up with while sober unless deprived of sleep and masturbation).

Hey man, I'm having no luck so I'm just gonna take a dive and shoot a lay-up.

Lay-up by Smell of Pussy in the Morning September 16, 2010