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dat law

A gettological phrase said from one brotha to anotha brotha who spittin facts so hard they begin to resemble legislation.
Brotha: “Bruhhhh , I ain’t need no hoe... But I sure could use a pair of trusty pliers to trim that darn hedge in my front yard.”

Anotha: “Dat law.”
by Gettological Scholar July 8, 2021
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Rice's Law

Rice's Law is the theory that anything that can go right will go right. It is the diametric opposite to Murphy's Law. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law
See I told you we would finish before the deadline for Rice's Law is in full effect. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law
by Bill Browne February 28, 2015
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capo's law

the lesser-known law of physics which states that whenever a capo is required, (for use in changing keys on a guitar) said capo is no where to be found.
"let me just grab my capo... damn! it's always missing!"
"capo's law!"
by LeahHello April 8, 2009
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Gibson's Law

Variant of Godwin's Law, popular in Scotland.

In discussions concerning the Scottish independence debate, whomever mentions Braveheart, Bannockburn or William Wallace first automatically loses the argument.

Named for Australian actor/director Mel Gibson who starred in the 1997 film, Braveheart, about Scottish folk hero, William Wallace.
"I'm voting 'Yes' in the referendum."
"Most people who do so are swayed by sentimentality, and memories of Wallace and Bannockburn."
"Gibson's Law. You lose."
by Hayter May 24, 2014
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NQ's Law

If there are two or more ways to develop an idea, NQ will take the worst possible approach
Dual universe failed due to NQ's Law
by Tester90901 October 27, 2022
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Law Of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.
Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.
by Lamonting July 28, 2022
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Blake's law

A rule designed by and for clueless students which states "When unsure how to proceed in a physics question, multiply all given numbers together and hope for the best."
Person 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4b?

Person 2: I don't know, I just used Blake's law.
by Shattubatu May 5, 2012
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