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butt lettuce

When you have not properly wiped yourself and leave bits of toliet paper stuck between your cheeks.
Karolina needed to harvest her butt lettuce after a night of heavy drinking and poor personal hygiene.
by Butts McCracken February 23, 2014
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Lettuce

A popular lacrosse term to describe someones hair.
Hey Tom, sweet lettuce.
by Craig Jarvis April 10, 2011
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grumpy lettuce

oversized, sloppy, and disclored vagina lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the vagina orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the doggystyle position, or via your buddy that was a first-hand victim. All in all grumpy lettuce is when the vagina resembles 2 pieces of rotten lettuce that had been sitting in the fridge a little too long.
I tried fucking Sally last night but I couldn't get hard because she had grumpy lettuce.
by BroccoliRob September 6, 2008
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chode lettuce

Used to describe the bunched up chode hairs that gather in one's chode/gooch region that have begun to fester with signs of mold and greening on the tips
Dawg, Rick's chode lettuce is collecting dingle berries and you could see the lumps in his pants!
by Hurman January 5, 2008
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How much lettuce do you want?

Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"
Bob- How much lettuce do you want?

Random guy- I dont want none lettttuce!

Bob- o-kay!
by thelasttimeanyoneateanorange November 5, 2012
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mexican lettuce

A word that some ppl think is cool to use for marijuana (aka weed, blunts, doobies, etc...)
"Hey give me a hit of that mexican lettuce"
by Angel_guryl08 October 12, 2006
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chopping the lettuce

when a girl is shaking her ass all up in some junk
I was at a party when I saw Delaney chopping the lettuce
by p-trickster July 30, 2012
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