laskompin

A nickname for an infamous pimp, usually one with one or more STDs.

Who pimped this bitch?
That laskompin that was here yesterday.

by pimphahaha February 18, 2019

Mr Laskowitz

A guy with a nice wanker and a great booty.

I met the hottest Mr Laskowitz at the mall yesterday.

by Paytonlisious40 June 3, 2020

Lackomotivated

1: A lack of motivation caused by laziness, drunkenness, or getting high.
2: Having no desire to get off your ass and do something.

Matt is to lackomotivated to get anything less than a D in any subject.
I’d go to the store but I’m lackomotivated.

by Steven Pruitt January 3, 2008

lackohumoratosis

lackohumoratosis is the state of being without humor, too friggin' serious...I created this word on Twitter to mock the marketers...my post is in the example below.

WARNING: a dreaded n' infectious disease is spreading around...be very careful...lackohumoratosis can be fatal :D

by TheTAZZone June 27, 2009

Lasmorific

(adj.) someone making something up, creating something that doesn't or can't exist.

Some believe that the moon landing never happened, but I don't think the government would be so lasmorific.

by themysticjazz December 6, 2009

Laskero

A lobster seller, most likely to be found in Maine. People become Laskeros after they impregnate their girlfriend, and are forced to start a new lifestyle.

-Will "Dude I'm goin down to Maine to buy some lobsters from that Laskero"
-Nolan "Hell yeah dude they always sell the best lobsters"

by The Cabaabsterr April 10, 2010

Lakota Indian Juice

1. A native american product used in high intensity male on male massages. It is well known for its musky smell, and the long-lasting burning sensation to which it gives rise.
2. (Slang) A euphemism for male ejaculate.

"My best friend and I were about to watch Brokeback Mountain last night, but then he pulled out his bottle of Lakota Indian juice. Just a couple of squirts on my back, and it burned like Custer's last stand. Let's get some water on our bodies."

by heath ledger November 16, 2012