internet larping

When kids sit on there computers all day playing world of warcraft for 23 hours a day and talk down to anyone who isn't hip with internet lingo and their fags

Let's go outside. no busy internet larping.

by xXSUPERJIMXx September 22, 2013

Cracka Lackin

An ancient African phrase for "Whats happening?"

Whats cracka-lackin'?

by Longinus December 5, 2003

larkining

The term used for someone begging for 'likes' on Facebook, 'retweets' on Twitter and anything else social media related. To 'Larkin' someone is to act like a complete moron to make people significantly younger like you, and to make everyone your own age and older to hate you with a passion. 'Larkining' is an unfortunate affect of social media hogging and thinking that you're better than you are.

"Wow did you see Dave's Facebook page? He's been posting himself acting like a dog"
"God he's Larkining like mad at the moment. Unfortunately only idiotic youngsters like him"

by Lord Dangleballs October 15, 2015

lurking the book

An activity in which you lurk people's shit on facebook.

guy 1: "what are you doing on that girls profile bro?"

guy 2: "oh you know, just lurking the book"!

by chadadadad October 4, 2010

lurkin merkin

A female that posts a suggestive image on the internet for everyone to see in hopes of catching a comment she can then turn into a sexually discriminative dramatization.

Susan was totally lurkin merkin Jimmy when he said her ass was hot in that twerkin' photo she posted!

Susan: Posts photo of herself twerking in short, short, booty shorts.
Jimmy: Posts comment... "You have a nice ass!"
Susan: Replies... "Why are you looking at my ass you jerk!"

by Sacraligious Piercer January 9, 2014

lurking chicken

A prank where one lurks in a place where they will soon be found, flapping their arms like chicken while leaning forward with an intent gaze; often for the purpose of startling someone.

I walked into my bedroom, and Derek was behind the door doing the lurking chicken; it nearly gave me a heart attack.

by OhFee August 23, 2017

lurking libby

An individual who skulks in the shadows and corners, watching and spying on you while in public. A busy body. A person who noses into the personal business of others for their own sad entertainment.

Do you see that lurking libby over there recording our conversation with her phone? Watch out for Sally, I heard she's a real lurking libby, and she'll creep on your every move!

by Thickrick66 October 29, 2020