Lard eyes

A loving name for your sibling

God sibling your are lard eyes

by Swagnar170 February 26, 2024

lard tator

a type of fat roll that usually accumulates around the torso and is chunky like mashed potatoes at grandma's parties. many times it is used when a couple is in bed and one mate is trying to get rid of the other.

Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!

by just_sayin_09 March 27, 2009

lard wheel

A pizza

We were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.

by Lard Eater January 17, 2014

Lard ass Noodle

Generally used to describe some chub lad.

Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle

by Dingleoid January 29, 2019

lard ass

lard ass (noun)
a fat & often lazy person

She is such a lard ass. She hasn't been at work for 3 days.She hasn't even called to let us know that she's ill or her children are ill.

by passe’ November 6, 2023

Jacko-lard

Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jacko-lard beat me out of a promotion using my skills then quit his job.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

Lard Carp

Someone overweight that is swimming

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there

by anonymous September 14, 2021