the lance armstrong

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.
After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!
by PhusionDev July 24, 2006
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lance goodburger

a fake person on social networking pages (like myspace or facebook) used to boost numbers and make one appear more popular
'lance goodburger accepted your friend request'
by mrs goodburger April 01, 2009
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Lance Armstrong

The greatest cyclist that we have seen for a long time. Triathlete-turned cycling legend, was diagnosed with advanced testicular cancer at the age of 25, was only given a 40-50% chance to live, survived, and went on to win a record 7 Tours de France. He is now retired, but is still very much invovled in the cycling and cancer communities, and has his own foundation, the Lance Armstrong Foundation. He started the Livestrong wristbands and also has a Livestrong clothing line and a 10/2 clothing line (10/2=October 2, the day Lance was diagnosed) and a US dollar from each product sold goes to the LAF. An amazing human being, and we won't see someone like him for a long time to come.
Lance Armstrong is an eight year cancer survivor!
by LanceIsMyHero November 18, 2005
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that's so Lance

When something is bad or gay or sucks.

In reference to Lance Bass of nsync.
person 1: "did you watch that's so Raven last night?"

person 2: "what!? you like that show!?!?.... that's SO Lance!"
by Peter_M. October 04, 2006
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Lance Villa

Whos dat hot guy?

oh dats lance villa!

ohhh hes hot!
by Ma'alea808 May 13, 2009
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Lance Stewart

The best youtuber ever and has a beautiful girlfriend named Lizzy Wurst. He is one of the most successful youtubers on YouTube. His YouTube name is Lance210
Lance Stewart is the best youtuber ever.
by Lance_210lover December 19, 2016
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Lance Bass

Only recently popular due to the fact that he does the voice of Final Fantasy 7's Sephiroth. Most think he is a bad voice for him, but others think its perfect.
"I shall take you to the promised land"--Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts voiced by Lance Bass
by Nicholas Ferrell January 02, 2006
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