lubrication

a substance that allows easy access into a woman

god thats rough, you need some loob (lubrication)

by bethan March 26, 2004

Word Lube

When trying to deliver some bad news - or something that may not go down too well, it may be neccessary to use some word lube to ease the delivery...

It's ok, my mrs has let me have a lads night tonight, i had to use some serious word lube though!

or

Just apply some word lube and i'm sure she'll agree.

by Maria Khoury January 12, 2009

gastric lube job

When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.

"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"

by D. Gould May 1, 2006

Briggsy's Special Lube

Acne pus. Used by pretentious artists as gay-love lube.

Briggsy: Why pay for vaseline when my beautiful face produces copious amounts of Briggsy's Special Lube free of charge?

by Colin Cummerbund October 18, 2006

Blood Lube

The superior lube, cheapest and most effective lube. Usually acquired after "anal ravage".

Instead of buying lube I usually go med-evil on her ass till blood lube is acquired.

by BLB1990 March 15, 2011

Lubianka

loo-byahn-kah
loo-byahn-kuh

A prison facility located within KGB HQ. Heinous methods of interrogation were said to have occurred here.

"Lubianka sounds extremely awful..."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

Lube the Hitman

Mafia hitman of the 1930's who killed his victims by forcing them to ingest large quantities of lube. Lube is known to have killed at least seven different men in and around Portland, Oregon.

Lube was known to wear spandex underneath his trenchcoat, thus he was also know at Moose Knuckle

Snipe: Lube the hitman is one bad dude
Gypsy: Yeah.... he sucks at halo

by Lustrious March 4, 2008