East London

Best part of London. Has Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park and Westfield. Also has the baitest people.

Person 1- where’s your ends at?
Person 2: South London hbu?
Person 1: man said south 🤮
Person 1: East London still

by you my chickfila December 2, 2019

London Bridge

A sex position in which a woman bends over backwards while receiving vaginal intercourse and giving oral sex simultaneously.

1.) Kristina Krohn has seen many a London Bridge in her day.

2.) The woman was found weeping on the side of the road. The police suspect a London Bridge.

by Eileen Bakanswallow May 19, 2007

London

Capital of England, go there. You're guaranteed to be mugged or not appreciated.

Guy: So i went to London last weekend..

Other guy: Yeah, how'd that go?

Guy: The ignorant bastards.

by KCA Watts October 19, 2008

london town

an alternative name referring to London used mainly by the ignorant (e.g tourists) and pretencious twats.

"You've never been to London town"

by itsmeJT September 30, 2007

London Fog

Farting in your partner's face while they cum while speaking in a british accent.

Sam shouted "I'm coming guv'na, if I can just see through this London Fog!" while cumming in Lizzy's mouth as she simultaneously farted in his face.

by Lord Smellderberry August 24, 2018

London

The capital of the world, there is nowhere better, the people are friendly and courtious, there are so many different smells and sounds, u can get almost any type of food u want, its easy to get to different places on the tube, don't get a cab (robbin bastards), we've got thousands of tourist attractions (buckingham palace etc) we've got several great football teams (spurs, arsenal, west ham, chelsea), the crime is not as bad as lots of people say (number 11 on the British crime league table), all in all london is the capital of the universe, to anyone who comes to london and hates it, i feel sorry for u.

London rules, big shout out to all the peoples of the world.

by london123 May 28, 2006

Londonderry

A town in southern New Hampshire filled with band geeks that think theyre cool. Macks Apple owns 300 percent of the town. Largest population of zebras in the United States. Name originated from the city of Londonderry, Japan. African American percentile is around negative 20 percent as stated in the 2003 census. The basement of the local library is a breeding ground for flaming robot nazis. Pockets of radiation have lead to the mutation of locals giving them supernatural abilities including but not limited to: faster growing fingernails, glowing eyes, and flaming cocks.

I cant wait to leave londonderry and move to a REAL town

by Coach Rich October 7, 2009