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Egg Laying

Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.
Have you tried egg laying before?
by TTProtoTaylor July 13, 2019
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laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.
When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.
by mudder fawkker March 30, 2017
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Ben Lay

An Asian prick who doesn't know the difference between a fuckboy and a man whore and loves the fat booty
I swear to god Lachie is acting like such a Ben Lay today...
by The Grey Area June 8, 2018
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Wang Lai

Wang Lai is a famous student studying at LSC and is also a playable charater is LSC: Real Life as well as a major character in LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao. He is known for his hyperness and hyperactive mouth, something that is a force to be reckoned with, along with the amount of saliva he has. Wang Lai is also diagnosed with ADHD and possibly, WangLao-21. There exists a theory that he was the first infected person of WangLao-21 or he was born with it. However, this was not proven.
Wang Lai also has a habit of hiding underneath tables during class as well as screaming and/or speaking loudly in class. Similar to the symptoms of WangLao-21, he constantly asks random and useless questions, like "How much does an apple cost at Walmart?".
Being a major character in LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao, he is very strong and is also kinda broken. His most defining trait is that his speed is so fast that it is enough to dodge even Johnk Mank's projectiles. Some of his attacks include: Wang Yeet, Scream, Laiying, Taunting and ADHD On Crack.

Recently, he has merged with the famed teacher Wan Lo and created the powerful creature called Wang Lao. His wherabouts after the defeat of Wang Lao are still unknown.
Student 1: Did you see Wang Lai running off the roof just now?
Student 2: Yes! He's crazy!
Student 1: Don't be so mean.
by skeps_fuckery November 3, 2021
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lay a bait

The act of taking a shit outdoors, especially in the Australian outback. Bait is a reference to poisoned meat left out to control feral dogs and foxes.
Hey mate can you light the camp fire while I go and lay a bait?
by naughty_warwick November 3, 2013
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lay it down

In pinochle, means to assert your hands' dominance by showing all your cards to your opponents. They can challenge said "lay" by telling you to "pick it up"; at which point, the person who laid it down begins talking trash and sweating profusely
"can't believe he laid that shit down; he only had 15 tricks, tops"
never lay it down when you have 15 tricks kids.
by OhThisGuy21 November 5, 2016
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Lay beef

to lay beef or the act of laying beef is when a person and or persons fart, poop, or shart, without telling the other people in the room.
"glenn was laying beef while the rest of us sat by watching tv unsuspectingly"

" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."
by JERANIMAL July 19, 2009
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