laser twat

Getting your vagina tightned by laser .

Shes such a laser twat . Its onvs what shes had done !

by Helsb October 22, 2015

laser trex

knows you are aware of his existence is currently en-route to your house.

the laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster

by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020

Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

wet laser

the sopping wet laser sound in a cheerleading song.

'that wet laser in that teams song was sopping!'

by mystorgrumpet June 7, 2024

laser opps mobile gayming

a gay laser company that also has a gaming lair in its basement

hey todd, do you wanna go to laser opps mobile gayming for the annual cock gaming convention with josh?

by parker.crawdaddy69 June 5, 2023

Laser

A term when a man throws In a huge lip of tobacco and becomes blitzed

Hey bro you want to throw in a laser and play ncaa 14 until we pass out?

by bigbadpenis June 7, 2020

laser dragon

. laser dragon is a black squeaker and that is usually gay
. "laser dragons often play hearthstone and have sexual emotions for cards such as "reno jackson

.their dad often beat them with a belt

wow did you see that kid there? he is such a laser dragon

by cool guy523 April 6, 2018