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Laptopping

The art of a group of recently tubed athletes spending a day in the vacinity of each other but communicating through laptops. Laptopping can only be done by a minimum of 2 persons. Popular laptopping activites include facebooking, msning and stick cricket offs.
I cant move, breath, speak and don't want to see outside. Do you fancy spending the afternoon laptopping?
by Captain timelord the don June 16, 2007
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Laptopahot

For use when your Laptop overheats
Dude my Laptopahot

Flipahotapoles Dude
by Robberz January 10, 2009
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lactopit

The mysterious place that lies behing your knee. Shrouded in ancient wonder, this mystical place on every human's leg encourages the metamorphosis of fungi in western arabia.
The juices of the lactopit are commonly found in bottles on the shelves of sores nationwide in America.
by MeechamMooseMonger12 May 17, 2006
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labtop

It's not a LABTOP, it's a Laptop, you nerd wanna-bes. ._. Ok, so I am a nerd.
"I was using my labtop on the plain with a grill named Beth!"
by airwalker November 9, 2003
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Laptopping

When you sit on a laptop with your friend as your day's activity, because laptopping can only be done for long hours at a time. You can do anything while laptopping but the most common would be chatting via facebook, or any other communication route like Skype. You most likely send many links back and forth and run out of things to talk about at least a dozen times but keep going anyway. Laptopping is the verb form of laptop. It is literally the verb meaning to use the laptop, generally said when doing so at the same time as a friend. Laptopping.
Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna laptop today?

Friend 2: Sure, I fucking love laptopping!
Friend 1: Calm down.
by madebyafan September 15, 2015
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lactoperoxidase

A Drug addicted Lactating Blonde ,They usually inhabit slums and housing commission sites traveling in packs of two or three , their mating call consists of loud raucous laughter and nasal "hey baby" calls.

Their diet consists of canned food and the occasional cigarette. When attacked this species defends itself with a pungent Odor emitting from their mouths.

The Male Equivalent of this species is commonly Called A Bogan (see bogan)
Billy: woah look at that !
Bob: What?
Billy : its the lactoperoxidase
Lactoperoxidase: HEY BABY! *high pitched laughter*
by Jinxedminx December 15, 2008
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lactophyxia

Asphyxia caused during the consumption of breast milk.

The act of choking on breast milk while nursing in an ANR (Adult Nursing Relationship).
David was laughing at a joke being told while nursing from his Mommy and almost suffered from lactophyxia.
by QueenB69 August 25, 2013
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