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Shia LaBeouf

A substiture for the curse word s#!t. "With cheese" can sometimes be used to the end to enhance the meaning
Holy shi......alabeouf with cheese.
This tastes like shia labeouf.
by Dr. Wheelo November 5, 2010
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ladeling

"Dude, what did you guys do last night"

"I went home with some girl. We did the horizontal monster mash and then we spooned for a little while. That is until I sobered up and realized we were actually ladeling and I immediately left. Don't ever let me drink Canadian Club again.
by jsgasue March 30, 2009
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Labeeb

an individual very lost in thought and direction. intelligent but confused at many high points of the day. overall, a person who follows the path of detour.
dude where did you go? that was such a Labeeb.
by abbassy<3 April 13, 2010
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Patti LaBelle

One of the greatest R&B singers of all time. Known mostly for her crazy hair styles back in the 80's. And her girl group in the 1970's named LaBelle.
Patti LaBelle sings the hell out of Lady Marmalade, If Only You Knew, and Over the Rainbow. That is one bad b*$ch.
by Leeland January 13, 2006
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Shia Labeouf

I need to take a fat Shia Labeouf.
by shittaker79 July 19, 2010
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Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf, known best for his roles in the Disney Channel show Even Stevens and in the motion picture Transformers, is a shapeshifting demi-god who is currently the greatest actor on the face of the earth. He was not born, but created in a rousing session of butt-sex involving Chuck Norris and Zeus, the god of thunder. In Greek his names means "The One Who Fucks Grizzly Bears", while in Latin it simply translates to " Big Dicked Moistener of Vaginas."

The first known historical evidence of Shia LaBeouf dates back to ancient Egypt. It is said that when Shia arrived in the country he immediately fucked all the hot Egyptian pussy. In fact, he fucked them so hard that they all died from internal bleeding. Furious, Shia created 10 plauges to spread across the country. He also freed the Jewish slaves and let them cross the red sea on his gigantic dick. Afterward he left the country and swore that from then on he would only pound chicks hard enough to make their vaginas bleed a little bit. This is the reason women now menstrate.

In the past he has taken on many names and identities. Some of these include Hercules, King Arthur, William Shakespeare, General William Tecumseh Sherman, Walter Cronkite, Smokey the Bear, James Earl Jones, Ted Nugent and Samuel L. Jackson. This does not include the people that Shia himself created. Some examples would be Ron Jeremy, who was forged from a wart on Shia's dick and Michael Moore, who was spawned from a giant shit Shia once took.

Shia's best scientific achievement is easily curing polio. He did this by putting his jizz in a syringe and injecting it into an infected woman. He didn't know she had polio, he just wanted to inject his seamen into her. He is also credited with punching a hole through the ozone layer with his left testicle. His right testicle is responsible for creating the Grand Canyon.

Shia first appeared in his current form in 2000 as Louis Stevens on Even Stevens. Since then he has starred in several amazing films such as Transformers, Disturbia, Eagle Eye, and Holes (which ironically enough was the name of a porn he did under another one of his pseudonyms, Peter North).

Today Shia still roams the earth pounding hot chicks and eating live hand grenades. In fact, I believe that he is currently banging you mom/sister/wife/girlfriend.
Shia LaBeouf has a gigantic dick.

Shia LaBeouf is the greatest actor in the history of actors.
by FannyFondler December 30, 2008
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labean

A VERY sweet, cute, funny, amazing, smart, girl who i would love to date!
Him1: Im loney and need a labean in my life!
Him2: I know, shes jawsome, and schweet!
by The Schmidt July 24, 2010
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