Kris Get The Banana

Potassium

Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Kris Get The Banana"
Kris: *actually gets the banana*
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Potassium"

by 7568ino January 1, 2024

A shitty kris

Defecating in another’s trousers while standing up ,then rolling it around while sitting on their buttocks.

Kris gave gavin a shitty kris after gave him a rusty trombone.

by kristosticky December 16, 2024

Kris

(verb)
To suck someone off/give a blowjob.

Kris kris'd Sirius. Sirius enjoyed it very much.

by bucketcom December 20, 2023

Kris

A mad gay hoe that fucks his cousins

Oh look it is a kris of there

by Vaindjauzi June 11, 2019

Kris Tyson

A transgender pedophile, racist and a man that shared revenge porn of Jannete McCurdy.

1.Hey have you heard about Kris Tyson situation
2.Yeah... so many pedophiles getting caught this year.

by capri sun addict July 24, 2024

Kris' Churchill Server

A corrupt government

Person 1: Hey, are you in Kris' Churchill Server?
Person 2: Yeah man, it's a corrupt government

by bobjonesseggsybeast October 28, 2020

Kris

Usually hot headed. Loves the outdoors, music, very witty, charismatic. Has an addictive scent. Goes after what he wants with determination . Very handsome, charming carefree. His exes lives are never the same after him, Doesnt let to many people get close to him but those that get close he treats like gold. Usually amazing in bed, Doesnt follow the crowd, he paves his own way. Has good days and bad days. Truly one of a kind

Do you know kris? Hes so cool

by Magik44 June 22, 2023