Kramersexual

(Noun) A person who is only sexually attracted to Kramer from Seinfeld.

“Every so often, I find myself watching Seinfeld, not because I like the show, but because I’m Kramersexual”

by Urban English Class August 25, 2022

kralendoftically

Abverb relating to the Kralendoftical Society for the Study of Glottical and Glyphical Gibberish (FSG), it’s members and their political views inspired by the Nguneki People’s of West Papua, along with the society’s de jure language Punguanese, a tribal language from the former European county Urzica.

He was beheaded kralendoftically

by romanb. January 23, 2023

Kraken

I showed everyone my penis. One guy called it a “beached whale”. One girl called it a “fucking sea monster” and another said “it’s a kraken!” So now I wait patiently for the day when someone asks me to “release the kraken” so I can show off my massive dong.

When my girl wants me to love on her, she says: "Release the Kraken", and I take off my belt and drop my pants.

by Primal Deep July 30, 2023

Kapera

A female name for Kaper

Its pretty stupid

Theodor:Hej Kapera what you doin
Kapera: stfu

by Kapera October 3, 2023

jesse kramer

Singer/Songwriter, most known from his appearances on Fox's television show "The Four".

Classic rocker dude. Long hair and beautiful blue eyes.

Jesse Kramer killed it tonight in his performance!

by itspey July 26, 2018

Easy Kapeasy

A Canadian variant on the phrase "Easy Peasy", which comes from a 1970's british TV commercial for Lemon Squeezy detergent. Slang to indicate an easy task. However, this term is used specifically in reference to how extraordinarily easy the task is.

Tasks that take almost no effort at all.

Example 1: "That was easy kapeasy!"

Example 2: Person 1: "Did you have any trouble?"

Person 2: "No, it's easy kapeasy!"

Example 3: Person 1: "Could you please pass the salt?"

Person 2: "Easy kapeasy!"

by ItstoohotforPenguin January 18, 2019

Chase Kraeutler

Ginger freak. Raised in the dunes of Ireland.

Oh, you're not voting for Chase Kraeutler? Yeah I don't think we should talk anymore.

by Kraeutler for Councilman April 8, 2019