koalas

the most badass animal there is. bear-looking grey fluffy creatures. definitely koalafied for being the coolest thing there is.

Person 1: i hate koalas
Person 2: ~stops being friends with Person 1~

*obama is there, everybody is clapping, koalas attack Person 1*

by androgynous soup <3 March 19, 2019

Koala

The sexual act of wrapping your legs and arms around your partner, thus having them support your weight, while engaging in intercourse. Traditionally done by women; however, if your girl is much larger/taller than you or really strong, you can Koala her from behind while she stands or leans over. Another rendition is accomplished by wrapping one leg around your partner and grasping the back of their head while receiving a blow Job.

Damn that girl is tall, I'd love to Koala her.

by TheBladedBear September 16, 2015

Lil Koala Bear

Someone that just makes you light up inside, and is so adorable that your heart melts. Someone that she. You see them your stomach gets butterflies, and does flips and you just turn into the definition of joy. The feeling can't be described, it just happens.

Madison is MY lil koala bear

by Terry bear February 7, 2022

Koala

Often used as an insult for people with bright stupid ideas that somehow work.

"Yow! That's a koala moment right there."
"If it works, then it is a koala."

by GeorgeFriend December 9, 2021

Koala

Happy

Kim is having a koala day

by Ace_Kobe August 16, 2016

fat koala

Fat person who said 'autistu' everytime.

HEY FAT KOALA! STOP PISSING ME OFF!

by papatoldmeimfamous February 26, 2018

Koala Waffling

It's a cuddling position, with one partner hanging/holding onto the side of the other, while laying down like a koala would do to a tree. Typically koala waffling happens right before or right after sex.

The sex was great, so was the koala waffling.

Can you koala waffle me tonight?

by Thewickedwitch.86 July 14, 2025