back-pocket knowledge

Knowledge that one knows but only brings up when the situation presents itself.
Johnny knew he wouldn't need to know that in english, "mis bolas son picazón",means "my balls are itchy", but he remembered it just for the sake of back-pocket knowledge.
by Dat Dude 1. May 22, 2011
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A more intelligent way of saying duh
Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy.
Person 2: Well duh!

Person 1: *smacks*

Different situation

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy
Person 3: Common sense would dictate such knowledge
Person 1: Huh..?
by Laineyboo October 24, 2011
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A real position, above the Chief Knowledge Officer. Usually held by people named adam for some reason.

The Chief Knowledge is the highest position of authority in the Knowledge Department of the company, doubley as in important and powerful than the Chief Knowledge Officer.
Chief Knowledge Officer: The Double Chief Knowledge officer does not exist

Chief Knowledge Officer: Yes it does, look it up.

Suck it stone
by Double Chief Knowledge Officer September 23, 2010
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"Never let love conquer knowledge" -azhaiaziam

don't let love get in the way or make you forget about what you already know.. (about a person)
"Never let love conquer knowledge"

You know your boyfriends cheats but you forgive him because you love him..
by Lani Nguyen September 22, 2011
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What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.
A: Eminem's white.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Tupac's dead.

B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.

B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Jessica alba is hot.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
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