Keyboard Ninja

one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. myspace,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self assurance and the only way of feeling tough.

Dan: "Hey Mike whats wrong?"

Mike: "im sick of these keyboard ninja's actin hard on the net."

by 907jones January 12, 2009

crack head with a keyboard

Any one that thinks they are a rock star and they actually suck.

Dude, did you hear that band? Just a crack head with a keyboard! I can totally do that!

by leg warmers rock December 2, 2004

sex keyboard

A woman who maks highly questionable noises during sex, such that it sounds as if you are just pressing the sound effect buttons on a keyboard rather than pleasuring her.

*ooh-ooh-aah-aah*
*woof woof*
*ding dong*
*squelch*
*mmmmooooooo*
*beep-beep*
*dropped cutlery*
*police siren*
*tearing paper*
*helicopter*
*meow*
*baby laugh*
etc.

Dude 1: Do you think she's faking?

Dude 2: Nah, she's just a sex keyboard

by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

Keyboard-toughie

Term invented in the early 2000 by Dr Mario. Term used to describe an individual that talk sh1t on the internet completly protected in their home home.

They would never do that in public, being shy, timid, reserved individual. But because they have complete impunity, they show their real morality and talk, act like sh1t.

Kid(BBQ) : you are a stupid ass h0le, I did your mother last night...

Dr Mario : Oh come on don't be a keyboard toughie now...

by Dr Mario July 12, 2004

Keyboard Karen

A woman who completed high school and spends a lot of time on the internet everyday trying to sway the minds of anyone by posting incorrect, fear mongering information about absolutely everything. Often wears a tinfoil hat.

She’s at it again. Keyboard Karen with the high school diploma trying to educate doctors about coronavirus.

by SandwichToaster April 4, 2020

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast

Person that spends $300 for a gmk set, $2/per-switch, and $900 for a keyboard kit

Mechanical keyboard enthusiast: ok, this is definitely my endgame keybord

by Nuudul May 4, 2021

keyboard whore

A person who constantly spams in chats with irrelevant words or other things that dont make sense, thinking that its funny, Who never want to Gtfo, with no mods or admins to ban them.

loser0 sez:lOSERWQAENROF WO2Q0T H24QTOE;OOT4 QT3B;RTQKQWJ;BJ WQKHBR 2OQGR

Mature25 sez: Will you just be a fucking adult for once, You little keyboard whore?

by w00t67 April 8, 2008